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The White House released a new iPhone app…

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  1. It’s the Joe Biden Quote Generator! It assembles random sentences from a stored list of offensive and/or bizarre words & phrases – just like Joe does!

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  2. That lets you send a text to your Congressman and Senators 5x a day reminding them to face Mecca and pray. Basic for free. Premium includes alert tone of prettiest sound on earth–the Muslim call to prayer.

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  3. The White House released a new iPhone app… that makes the Obama Administration totally transparent… the bugs are expected to be worked out in the next version available early 2017.

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  4. It requires you to buy a larger SD card, because it calculates the national debt in real time, and 32GB is the minimum required to display a number that large.

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  5. The White House released a new iPhone app…to replace the old mapping app. Unfortunately, it just keeps telling you to go left.

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  6. The White House released a new iPhone app…unfortunately, since it was a government program, the app was designed in China, built in Canada, cost millions of dollars to develop, and is not compatible with Apple products.

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  7. …that does nothing but calculate how much the app is costing taxpayers.

    …which helps you distinguish a black hole 17 billion times larger than the sun from Michelle’s big Bertha Butt Bootay.

    …that lets you make a charitable donation to the IRS in lieu of flowers for the funeral services being held for The United States Of America preceding Obama’s second inauguration.

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  8. The White House Released a New iPhone App… It costs way too much, is inefficient and no one wants it.

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  9. The White House released a new iPhone app…
    that offers quotes from Marx and Chaiman Mao every time it rings.

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  10. The White House released a new iPhone app…
    that balances your checkbook using the Proprietary Obama Budget transferring all valuables to the Federal Government.
    that reports every mutter of Obama’s name to the thought police.
    that causes the Calculater App to malfunction.
    that balways points to Mecca.
    that explains all Welfare Options for the individual.

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  11. The White House released a new iPhone app… the I-Waffle!
    If Obama is off prompter, it synchs up everybody’s iPhone to dramatic, but pointless news story videos that play automatically at full volume. It is like a cloaking device for Obama’s inability to form even a single thought into words in public.
    Oh, wait, the commercial news media already does that. Never mind.

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  12. …when you dial 911, it automatically sends out a press release saying your emergency is a result of you doing something that insulted Islam.

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