I think it’s pretty common to think that the chick writing a biography about you is coming on to you. I mean, she’s asking all these question about you and seems really really interested in you. Bunch of big green lights right there. So maybe if you’re married, you shouldn’t have a female biographer; just seems like so much potential for trouble.
Well, live and learn.
Anyway, big scandal for the CIA that everyone is interested in. You’d think everyone would be interested in getting to the bottom of the incompetence in Benghazi because Americans were killed there, but a sex scandal is much more interesting. Still, the sex scandal is tangentially related to the Benghazi stuff, so maybe it will lead to more focus on the issue. Which got me thinking: We need a sex scandal for the fiscal cliff.
I mean, this spending and deficit stuff is all very important, but it’s never been very interesting and has always had a lot of trouble keeping people’s attention. But maybe we could get a sex scandal in there to spice it up. If the whole debt crisis played out more like a soap opera, everyone would pay attention.
I’m not sure how that would work; maybe lobbyists sleeping with Congress to get more spending or something. But this is an idea worth brainstorming about and coming up with something really creative and interesting to really rope everyone into the deficit drama.
Once again, GOP, if you need a consultant for more creative ideas like this, I cost $1 million.