There’s Always a Way to Get Around These Laws

Posted by Harvey on November 30, 2012 8:00 pm

A St. Petersburg, Florida, woman was arrested after being caught riding a manatee.

Ya know, she’d have been fine if she would’ve said she was “researching alternative-fuel vehicles”.

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7 Responses to “There’s Always a Way to Get Around These Laws”

1. Nate says:
   November 30th, 2012 at 8:54 pm

   Give that woman a massive federally guaranteed loan!

2. Bad Science says:
   November 30th, 2012 at 11:07 pm

   Or she was researching “Green energy”. I’m pretty sure the swamps around that area a healthy shade of green, but Frank J was actually there for a while, best ask him first.

3. Son of Bob says:
   December 1st, 2012 at 12:36 am

   However, if she’d been having gay sex with it we would have to respect her alternative lifestyle.

4. CarolyntheMommy says:
   December 1st, 2012 at 1:33 am

   Maybe she was hallucinating and thought it was a big hunk of bacon?

5. innominatus says:
   December 1st, 2012 at 1:50 am

   Glad it wasn’t a womanatee. ‘Cuz that would be, like, weird.

6. Harvey says:
   December 1st, 2012 at 2:39 am

   @5 – I think you mean “personatee”

   By the way, how long until the PC crowd starts insisting they be called “unpersoned drones”?

7. Dohtimes says:
   December 1st, 2012 at 1:54 pm

   A REAL manatee would have been doing the backstroke.

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