There’s Always a Way to Get Around These Laws

Posted on November 30, 2012 8:00 pm

A St. Petersburg, Florida, woman was arrested after being caught riding a manatee.

Ya know, she’d have been fine if she would’ve said she was “researching alternative-fuel vehicles”.

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7 Responses to “There’s Always a Way to Get Around These Laws”

  1. Nate says:

    Give that woman a massive federally guaranteed loan!

  2. Bad Science says:

    Or she was researching “Green energy”. I’m pretty sure the swamps around that area a healthy shade of green, but Frank J was actually there for a while, best ask him first.

  3. Son of Bob says:

    However, if she’d been having gay sex with it we would have to respect her alternative lifestyle.

  4. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Maybe she was hallucinating and thought it was a big hunk of bacon?

  5. innominatus says:

    Glad it wasn’t a womanatee. ‘Cuz that would be, like, weird.

  6. Harvey says:

    @5 – I think you mean “personatee”

    By the way, how long until the PC crowd starts insisting they be called “unpersoned drones”?

  7. Dohtimes says:

    A REAL manatee would have been doing the backstroke.

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