Comments on: There’s Always a Way to Get Around These Laws

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 18:54:00 +0000

A REAL manatee would have been doing the backstroke.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 07:39:06 +0000

@5 – I think you mean “personatee”

By the way, how long until the PC crowd starts insisting they be called “unpersoned drones”?

By: innominatus

innominatus — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 06:50:50 +0000

Glad it wasn’t a womanatee. ‘Cuz that would be, like, weird.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 06:33:13 +0000

Maybe she was hallucinating and thought it was a big hunk of bacon?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 05:36:14 +0000

However, if she’d been having gay sex with it we would have to respect her alternative lifestyle.

By: Bad Science

Bad Science — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 04:07:51 +0000

Or she was researching “Green energy”. I’m pretty sure the swamps around that area a healthy shade of green, but Frank J was actually there for a while, best ask him first.

By: Nate

Nate — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 01:54:06 +0000

Give that woman a massive federally guaranteed loan!