This Might’ve Been From the First Debate, Too

Posted by Harvey on November 1, 2012 2:00 pm

You can’t make this up. A new massage parlor opened in San Francisco that specializes in face-slapping.

No word on if it was inspired by watching Obama deal with Netanyahu.

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7 Responses to “This Might’ve Been From the First Debate, Too”

1. Jimmy says:
   November 1st, 2012 at 2:45 pm

   Apparently, “butt punching” is next. And after that some kind of weird fondling, probably. Then, they’ll get slapped around by the cops, maybe.

   What San Francisco (and California) Democrats need is a good slapping wake-up call.

2. DamnCat says:
   November 1st, 2012 at 2:49 pm

   Jimmy get that for free face slap massage from half the women he meets.

3. Jimmy says:
   November 1st, 2012 at 2:52 pm

   Yeah, well, you’re cruisin’ for a Cat bruisin’, that’s for Damn sure!

4. Son of Bob says:
   November 1st, 2012 at 3:16 pm

   I’d be happy to slap people from San Francisco for free. In fact, I’ll be even happier to punch them in their monkey faces.

5. plentyobailouts says:
   November 1st, 2012 at 3:35 pm

   Isn’t everything after this a “happy ending”?

6. Greg says:
   November 1st, 2012 at 4:18 pm

   I saw the name of the place, and I HOPED that the masseuses would slap you in the face WITH their ta-tas, but it was not to be…

7. Larry E says:
   November 1st, 2012 at 8:12 pm

   For an extra $10, they’ll do the Monty Python fish-slapping dance on you:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
   .

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