Toss Democrats Off the Fiscal Cliff

Posted on November 26, 2012 1:00 pm

I wasn’t really paying attention to the news over the last week; anything happen?

Looks like Congress is still arguing about this looming fiscal cliff thing. I’m almost starting to get the opinion on government spending that we should just encourage more and more spending. Like buy everyone a car. Because I don’t think we’ll ever get it fixed until we just collapse the whole thing and start over.

Or if I’m elected president in 2016. I wouldn’t wait any longer than that to elect me by 2016 as who knows how much time we have. I mean, just look at some of the talk on cutting spending. According to this FOX News article, Dick Durbin said that Social Security should be off the table because it is a separately-funded operation that doesn’t add to the deficit. Oh yeah, that Ponzi scheme we’re all forced into is totally working and not costing us anything. I can’t believe we put up with people blatantly lying to us while making us bankrupt. Instead of cuts, of course, Durbin wants more taxes because the big problem today is the government doesn’t have enough of our money. Well, in my administration, Dick Durbin would be tried for treason, have all his wealth confiscated and redistributed to tax payers, and then he’d be exiled to Antarctica.

Frank J. 2016: My retirement plan for Congress – hunt and eat penguins.

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12 Responses to “Toss Democrats Off the Fiscal Cliff”

  1. Zaklog the Great says:

    You could instead exile them to the Arctic: Avoid being hunted and eaten by polar bears.

  2. DamnCat says:

    Antarctica’s too good for for the likes of Durbin. I say we send him to Detroit.

  3. plentyobailouts says:

    Who said cats aren’t smart?

  4. Professor Hale says:

    http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/11/26/report-u-s-planned-on-blowing-up-moon-with-nuke-during-cold-war-in-1950s/

    you are big time now.

  5. plentyobailouts says:

    FrnakJ, you cannot use the term fiscal cliff, its racist.

  6. silverfiddle says:

    Off-Topic but highly relevant.

    What did Frank J know, and when did he know it?

    US Planned on Blowing up Moon with Nuke During Cold War 1950′s

  7. Harvey says:

    @4 & 6: IMAO was all over that story back in May:

    http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/05/link-of-the-day-secret-government-plan-to-nuke-the-moon/

  8. CrustyB says:

    They figured out a way to avoid the fiscal cliff. It’s kinda complicated but I believe it involves rich people, taxes and possibly a ski mask.

    http://bitstrips.com/r/8LV50

  9. Son of Bob says:

    Perhaps it’s time we instituted a simple IQ test as a prerequisite for elected officials. I know it’s not in the Constitution, but the Supreme Court has already repeatedly ruled the Constitution to be unconstitutional several times, anyway. That one simple test would clear out all of the current Democrats and almost all of the elected Republicans, and then we could finally start over.

  10. Jimmy says:

    Except penguins are an internationally protected, endangered species.

    So, they’ll starve? Yes?

  11. Writer says:

    What do you expect, if you ask a Dick?

  12. tom says:

    as a frustrated voter from IL I will back you on that retirement plan

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