Comments on: Tweets of War

By: Ogrrre

Ogrrre — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 00:00:32 +0000

Dear Israel:

THIS time do what Yahweh told you to do in the first place. Eliminate them all; men, women, children, and even their livestock. Wipe them and their lines from the face of the earth, and you do not have to worry about them ever again. Their cousins to your east and north still will not love you, but they’ll by Yahweh FEAR you, and maybe leave you alone. If not, then you go through the process again and again, until they learn not to screw with you.

Sincelerly,
The Ogrrre

By: Jason in SD

Jason in SD — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:35:55 +0000

Blessed. Is that towel-head for “bloodstained” or “sh!tstained?”

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:37:36 +0000

That would have made WWII far less boring. Also, color photography would have helped.

I don’t know why they didn’t use it. The movie Wizard of Oz was filmed in color in 1939. A little-known fact is that the entire movie was filmed in color. The scenes set in Kansas were filmed on location in Kansas, which actually exists in black and white (as did Iowa until 1993).

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 05:15:08 +0000

Just more Twit for Tat.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:25:59 +0000

Well, war has been called a lot of things: evil, awful, nasty, frightening, dangerous, etc. …but now, thanks to Twitter, it is also gay.

By: silaS marreD

silaS marreD — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:24:28 +0000

OK, Twitter is less stupid than it used to be but using the word “Tweet” still sounds gay!

By: silaS marreD

silaS marreD — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:22:19 +0000

Just saw Carolyn’s comment…. Looks like we both thought of almost the same thing after reading this.

By: silaS marreD

silaS marreD — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:54:00 +0000

Settling battles with Dance Wars would also make war history more interesting. 1.2.3.4. I declare a Dance War!

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:23:04 +0000

Alqassam Brigades
@AlqassamBrigade @IDFSpokesperson Our blessed hands will reach your leaders and soldiers wherever they are (You Opened Hell Gates on Yourselves)

1) Your “blessed hands” are gonna find it difficult reaching then when your targeting intel is “wherever they are”.

2) “(You Opened Hell Gates on Yourselves)” and threw in a buch of Hamas scumbags.

3) I got $5 says this was posted from underground.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 21:07:55 +0000

1 2 3 4 I declare a Twitter war!

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:27:40 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:26:39 +0000

Has anyone tried to hack this @AlqassamBrigade guys account? Try 12345

By: Manolo

Manolo — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 18:59:08 +0000

Sorry, but I just don’t see the “blessed hands” having the same reach as an IDF sniper armed with a match-grade Remington Model 700.

By: Toadroller

Toadroller — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 18:40:32 +0000

Somehow, Patton gloating, “Magnificent bastard, I read your Facebook wall!” doesn’t have the same effect.

http://youtu.be/AJXKVOxqkWM

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 18:05:41 +0000

The ability to simultaneously kill terrorists and publicly mock them is pretty much the awesomest thing since bacon.