What Are You Avenging on Election Day?

My favorite office toy has been discontinued. Obama’s government destroyed them because stupid kids kept swallowing those magnets, even though there is a warning right on the box that says, “Don’t let your stupid kid swallow these!” So now nanny government has stopped us from having tiny magnets because they’re “too dangerous.”

Well, Obama said that “Voting is the best revenge,” so tomorrow I will be voting to avenge Buckyballs.

So what will you be avenging in the voting booth tomorrow? Just remember to scream “Vengeance!” when you submit your ballot.

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  2. America! I will be avenging America.

    My Father, my Grandfather and my Great Grandfather didn’t fight for the Homosexual Islamic Marxist agenda. They fought for America!

    My Father, my Grandfather and my Great Grandfather were all BORN in the USA. They were real Americans. They were raised by Americans in the America. They were Christians. In fact they never even heard of Homosexual Islamic Marxist agenda because before Obama there was no such thing as Homosexual Islamic Marxism.

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  3. Frank, you should have made an IMAO Buckyballs Safety Tips tee-shirt like you did for gun safety tips.
    If your kids are so stupid as to put Buckyballs in their mouths and swallow, sell the kids so your Buckyballs won’t be endangered.

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  4. I ordered $150 worth of buckyballs just the other day while they still had some in stock. I don’t necessarily need them, but I wanted to give a giant middle finger to meddling bureaucrats everywhere. Plus, it never hurts to have a bunch of powerful magnets lying around just in case you need some.

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  5. “Voting is the best revenge,”..against anyone who does not believe in the course the Founding Fathers set for this country. OHHHH. I just gave away the fact that I will be voting for Romney..

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  6. I could say……………

    I’m voting revenge against my inability to find a job.
    I’m voting revenge against the Moors who vomited out of Africa and destroyed southern Spain ( Hispanic culture would be a lot different today, machismo for instance would get laughed out of the park).
    I’m voting revenge against the Muslims who tried and failed to take over Europe perpetuating the Crusades.
    I’m voting revenge against Chicago style politics…………….the era of “vote early, vote often, vote dead.
    I’m voting revenge against leaving our people in dangerous places, where we ordered them to go, and watching them die.
    I’m voting revenge against incompetence, ineptness and dangerous inability.

    But in reality I’m voting for a return to American exceptionalism, competence, industry, integrity, morals and ability.

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  7. Bucky Balls…that sounds either like some sort of sub-atomic particle (Science!) or an affliction suffered by saddle bronc riders that scoot a little too far foward during a ride.

    I am voting to avenge the truth. Addison Graves “Joe” Wilson, Sr. had it right in his commentary on Obama’s truthfulness.

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  8. I’m voting vengeance upon those who would try to shrink the wide-open, endless possibilities of a classic American dream.

    Vengeance upon the collectivists, groupthinkers and the tyrannical.

    That, and the Moops. (Gotta get a major hate going for those Moops!)

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  9. Check out DamnCat, sticking up for the doggies. Goes to show, the only thing cats hate more than dogs is Obama.

    I’m voting to avenge vengeance and the general bastardization of the English language. Obama doesn’t have anything to avenge — he’s the incumbent! It makes no sense.

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