What Are You Avenging on Election Day?

Posted on November 5, 2012 3:00 pm

My favorite office toy has been discontinued. Obama’s government destroyed them because stupid kids kept swallowing those magnets, even though there is a warning right on the box that says, “Don’t let your stupid kid swallow these!” So now nanny government has stopped us from having tiny magnets because they’re “too dangerous.”

Well, Obama said that “Voting is the best revenge,” so tomorrow I will be voting to avenge Buckyballs.

So what will you be avenging in the voting booth tomorrow? Just remember to scream “Vengeance!” when you submit your ballot.

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32 Responses to “What Are You Avenging on Election Day?”

  1. FormerHostage says:

    The loss of Honor, Integrety, and Statesmanship in the Oval Office.

    WOLVERINES!

  2. Pablo says:

    Brain Terry, Jamie Zapata, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods.

  3. Dohtimes says:

    How do you think Bucky feels? Satchel on the other hand thinks it’s a good idea.

  4. Apostic says:

    The honor of the office of the Pothole President.

  5. Vaktatunnen says:

    After that creepy “First Time” video, I’m voting to avenge Obama’s murder of sex.

  6. Judy says:

    Our Military men and women, alive and dead.

  7. fuloydo says:

    Yard Darts. Yeah, I know that was a long time ago but I’m still bitter.

  8. Mike says:

    The Constitution of the United States of America.

  9. Harvey says:

    Obama is the Grand Pumpkin:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/42231

    “Reveeeenge!”

  10. Ugly Goat says:

    It’s not me you have to worry about avenging, but these founding fathers as seen in recent photographic evidence of their current activities.

    http://imgur.com/a/r15rj

  11. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Hello. My name is CarolyntheMommy. You screwed up my healthcare; prepare to be voted out.

  12. Genghis Khen says:

    I will be avenging common sense. And fossil fuels. But mostly common sense.

  13. John D says:

    I’m avenging (in Mel Gibson-voice, with imitation Scottish accent) FREEDOM! The people who killed it must be held accountable.

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  15. DamnCat says:

    Someone should avenge all the poor doggies who can’t speak up for themselves. Thay can’t speak for themselves because Barack Obama ate them.

  16. spacemonkey says:

    S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson

  17. Carpenter says:

    America! I will be avenging America.

    My Father, my Grandfather and my Great Grandfather didn’t fight for the Homosexual Islamic Marxist agenda. They fought for America!

    My Father, my Grandfather and my Great Grandfather were all BORN in the USA. They were real Americans. They were raised by Americans in the America. They were Christians. In fact they never even heard of Homosexual Islamic Marxist agenda because before Obama there was no such thing as Homosexual Islamic Marxism.

  18. Raving Lunatic says:

    My paycheck

  19. Son of Bob says:

    I did, in fact, build that.

  20. Ogrrre says:

    Frank, you should have made an IMAO Buckyballs Safety Tips tee-shirt like you did for gun safety tips.
    If your kids are so stupid as to put Buckyballs in their mouths and swallow, sell the kids so your Buckyballs won’t be endangered.

  21. Ernie Loco says:

    I ordered $150 worth of buckyballs just the other day while they still had some in stock. I don’t necessarily need them, but I wanted to give a giant middle finger to meddling bureaucrats everywhere. Plus, it never hurts to have a bunch of powerful magnets lying around just in case you need some.

  22. CTCompromise says:

    “Voting is the best revenge,”..against anyone who does not believe in the course the Founding Fathers set for this country. OHHHH. I just gave away the fact that I will be voting for Romney..

  23. seanmahair says:

    I could say……………

    I’m voting revenge against my inability to find a job.
    I’m voting revenge against the Moors who vomited out of Africa and destroyed southern Spain ( Hispanic culture would be a lot different today, machismo for instance would get laughed out of the park).
    I’m voting revenge against the Muslims who tried and failed to take over Europe perpetuating the Crusades.
    I’m voting revenge against Chicago style politics…………….the era of “vote early, vote often, vote dead.
    I’m voting revenge against leaving our people in dangerous places, where we ordered them to go, and watching them die.
    I’m voting revenge against incompetence, ineptness and dangerous inability.

    But in reality I’m voting for a return to American exceptionalism, competence, industry, integrity, morals and ability.

  24. Marc says:

    Bucky Balls…that sounds either like some sort of sub-atomic particle (Science!) or an affliction suffered by saddle bronc riders that scoot a little too far foward during a ride.

    I am voting to avenge the truth. Addison Graves “Joe” Wilson, Sr. had it right in his commentary on Obama’s truthfulness.

  25. Keln says:

    Tom Eckert

  26. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    I’m voting vengeance upon those who would try to shrink the wide-open, endless possibilities of a classic American dream.

    Vengeance upon the collectivists, groupthinkers and the tyrannical.

    That, and the Moops. (Gotta get a major hate going for those Moops!)

  27. Fly says:

    Check out DamnCat, sticking up for the doggies. Goes to show, the only thing cats hate more than dogs is Obama.

    I’m voting to avenge vengeance and the general bastardization of the English language. Obama doesn’t have anything to avenge — he’s the incumbent! It makes no sense.

  28. Writer says:

    Avenge against all Socialists.

  29. scoopolard says:

    Apparently Chris Matthews thought it was racism when Romney used that quote against him…what the hell…

  30. Anna says:

    All the roads that Pothole screwed up.

  31. 5of7 says:

    All the snarky trolls who dumped on us back in ’08 gloating about how the one was going to change the world – funny… ain’t seen so many of them this time around. Hmm…

  32. Obamaaintmymama says:

    I voted to avenge the super big gulp, quarter pounder with cheese, and mallo cups.

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