My favorite office toy has been discontinued. Obama’s government destroyed them because stupid kids kept swallowing those magnets, even though there is a warning right on the box that says, “Don’t let your stupid kid swallow these!” So now nanny government has stopped us from having tiny magnets because they’re “too dangerous.”
Well, Obama said that “Voting is the best revenge,” so tomorrow I will be voting to avenge Buckyballs.
So what will you be avenging in the voting booth tomorrow? Just remember to scream “Vengeance!” when you submit your ballot.