“Hey, we’re all adults here.” – disappointed pedophile
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 27, 2012
Canny racist-sexists that they are, GOP waited for potential fifth non-white male Secretary of State in a row to pounce.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) November 27, 2012
Race cards are like dollar bills. Print a couple trillion, and they no longer buy much.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 27, 2012
OMGStarWarsFacts: Obi-Wan’s fighting style was Soresu. Darth Vader’s was Shien / Djem So. Yoda’s was Flubber with a lightsaber.
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) November 27, 2012
Twenty years ago, a person would be institutionalized if they had photo albums resembling a modern-day Instagram account.
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) November 27, 2012