Elderly women often take up hobbies; scrapbooking, collecting Precious Moments figurines, destroying Western civilization. #Pelosi
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 14, 2012
When burying the lede always eliminate any witnesses.
— Fake AP Stylebook (@FakeAPStylebook) November 14, 2012
if a relationship is good no one should wear the pants
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) November 14, 2012