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Meta
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November 13th, 2012 at 11:32 pm
I want to leave this world the same way I came into it,
screaming and covered in blood.
It’d be better than waiting in line anyway.
November 14th, 2012 at 6:17 am
(Their sign will be)
Hope you can stop by when you’re feeling better.
November 14th, 2012 at 10:21 am
If the government could run healthcare as good as the post office, they’d probably get a passing grade. Shoot, a lot of post offices are open on Saturday mornings (some pediatricians are, too, come to think).