I feel like I should say something about the passing of Robert Bork, but I just don’t know very much. When his infamous confirmation hearing was going on, I was eight. So I only really know him as this guy the Swedish Chef from the Muppets was really excited about. And it was such a sad incident. This great judicial scholar was kept out of office by lying dimwits — one of whom is now vice president. Just another reminder of what a bad state our country is in and how things could have been better had conservatives fought harder earlier. Lesson learned: When you see a hippie’s face, you punch it right away. You never hesitate.