A man from Florida has pled guilty to smuggling dinosaurs. Seven of them.
Yep, he had seven dinosaurs. Two of them at his home in Gainesville. I’ve been to Gainesville. Actually lived there for a few months. The thought of someone keeping two dinosaurs in a home there is a little disconcerting. Suppose they had got loose? Could you imagine the carnage?
Anyway, he had two in Gainesville, and five others in various places. As best as I can tell, he didn’t have any rocket launchers.
Which proves that dinosaurs alone aren’t enough. The feds will get you. Gotta have rocket launchers, if you want to build a proper army.