Comments on: Building an army http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/building-an-army/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Tue, 21 May 2013 06:05:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: IMAO » Blog Archive » The Bacon Debate http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/building-an-army/comment-page-1/#comment-377361 IMAO » Blog Archive » The Bacon Debate Fri, 28 Dec 2012 18:27:39 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33031#comment-377361 [...] a bacon omelette is simply a cheese omelette with [...]

]]> By: Keln http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/building-an-army/comment-page-1/#comment-377353 Keln Fri, 28 Dec 2012 18:14:49 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33031#comment-377353 That’s why Sauron lost the War of the Ring. He told Saruman to build him an army worthy of Mordor, meaning dinosaurs with rocket launchers obviously. But Saruman went all cheap and made ugly guys with crossbows instead.

It’s like when I asked my wife to make me an omelete worthy of Mordor, I meant one with lots of bacon in it. She just used lots of eggs and made an omelete the size of Mordor.

]]> By: Son of Bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/12/building-an-army/comment-page-1/#comment-377288 Son of Bob Fri, 28 Dec 2012 16:17:10 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=33031#comment-377288 When you get to Florida, you quickly find them all over the roads down there…and they drive like crap.

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