Cat Carriers

Apparently cats carry a parasite that can infect your brain and cause suicidal thoughts. And here I thought suicidal thoughts were just a normal response to realizing your house is filled with cats.

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  1. Junk science. Those suicidal thoughts are not caused by a virus. They are simply caused by your natural, and perfectly understandable, feelings of inadequacy resulting from extended contact with a superior species.

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  2. @ Greg: I was thinking the same thing. Cat people seem to always be leftists. I noticed in the article it said as much as 40% in the UK are infected with this parasite. I wonder if the number in the U.S. is closer to 47%…

    @ Jimmy: He’s a cat, so is immune to the effects of this Marxist parasite.

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  3. @8 – Have to disagree. I love cats, but some cats are just cruel, vicious, flaming a-holes. If you’re early experience was with a-hole cats, it can scar you for life.

    I was blessed enough to only have people-loving, leg-rubbing, scratch-my-belly cats in my life.

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