Cat Carriers
Apparently cats carry a parasite that can infect your brain and cause suicidal thoughts. And here I thought suicidal thoughts were just a normal response to realizing your house is filled with cats.
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December 10th, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Junk science. Those suicidal thoughts are not caused by a virus. They are simply caused by your natural, and perfectly understandable, feelings of inadequacy resulting from extended contact with a superior species.
December 10th, 2012 at 6:38 pm
The majority of the conservatives I know are “dog” people” and the majority of liberals I know are “cat people” Now I understand why.
December 10th, 2012 at 6:51 pm
Cat carrier…and it’s only $16.49. http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Carrier.htm
December 10th, 2012 at 7:13 pm
so, by your evidence, Greg, DamnCat is a LIBERAL!
Who knew?
December 10th, 2012 at 8:01 pm
DamnCat I agree with you. Here is a picture to show my beliefs.
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/13/14/enhanced-buzz-21574-1352833504-10.jpg
December 10th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Dunno about anyone else, but my cats curl up with my LBV and snuggle my SKS…
December 10th, 2012 at 9:10 pm
@ Greg: I was thinking the same thing. Cat people seem to always be leftists. I noticed in the article it said as much as 40% in the UK are infected with this parasite. I wonder if the number in the U.S. is closer to 47%…
@ Jimmy: He’s a cat, so is immune to the effects of this Marxist parasite.
December 10th, 2012 at 10:10 pm
Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. And no, I am not a liberal.
December 10th, 2012 at 11:24 pm
@8 – Have to disagree. I love cats, but some cats are just cruel, vicious, flaming a-holes. If you’re early experience was with a-hole cats, it can scar you for life.
I was blessed enough to only have people-loving, leg-rubbing, scratch-my-belly cats in my life.
December 11th, 2012 at 11:38 am
I think all Cats are liberals because they want never-ending handouts of free TUNA!