Cat Carriers

Posted on December 10, 2012 3:00 pm

Apparently cats carry a parasite that can infect your brain and cause suicidal thoughts. And here I thought suicidal thoughts were just a normal response to realizing your house is filled with cats.

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10 Responses to “Cat Carriers”

  1. DamnCat says:

    Junk science. Those suicidal thoughts are not caused by a virus. They are simply caused by your natural, and perfectly understandable, feelings of inadequacy resulting from extended contact with a superior species.

  2. Greg says:

    The majority of the conservatives I know are “dog” people” and the majority of liberals I know are “cat people” Now I understand why.

  3. zzyzx says:

    Cat carrier…and it’s only $16.49.

  4. Jimmy says:

    so, by your evidence, Greg, DamnCat is a LIBERAL!

    Who knew?

  5. RAML says:

    DamnCat I agree with you. Here is a picture to show my beliefs.

  6. Steve says:

    Dunno about anyone else, but my cats curl up with my LBV and snuggle my SKS…

  7. Keln says:

    @ Greg: I was thinking the same thing. Cat people seem to always be leftists. I noticed in the article it said as much as 40% in the UK are infected with this parasite. I wonder if the number in the U.S. is closer to 47%…

    @ Jimmy: He’s a cat, so is immune to the effects of this Marxist parasite.

  8. Reg says:

    Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. And no, I am not a liberal.

  9. Harvey says:

    @8 – Have to disagree. I love cats, but some cats are just cruel, vicious, flaming a-holes. If you’re early experience was with a-hole cats, it can scar you for life.

    I was blessed enough to only have people-loving, leg-rubbing, scratch-my-belly cats in my life.

  10. Jimmy says:

    I think all Cats are liberals because they want never-ending handouts of free TUNA!

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