Deport Piers Morgan Petition Nearing 100,000 Signatures

Posted on December 31, 2012 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Gateway Pundit]

Look, if I were invited into someone’s home and I punched their kitten, I wouldn’t be surprised if they asked me to leave.

Piers is punching our kitten.

Time to go, Redcoat.

We petition the Obama administration to:
Deport British Citizen Piers Morgan for Attacking 2nd Amendment

British Citizen and CNN television host Piers Morgan is engaged in a hostile attack against the U.S. Constitution by targeting the Second Amendment. We demand that Mr. Morgan be deported immediately for his effort to undermine the Bill of Rights and for exploiting his position as a national network television host to stage attacks against the rights of American citizens.

Piers responded to this by playing the First Amendment card, conveniently forgetting that the Constitution doesn’t apply to non-citizens.

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14 Responses to “Deport Piers Morgan Petition Nearing 100,000 Signatures”

  1. 1200intell says:

    “Rumor has it that Briton has a Petition drive of their own……Seems they are trying to get more signatures than America so they can counter Petition the White House to keep him in America….Can you feel the Love Pierce…??”


  2. Iowa Jim says:

    Actually, the Constitution applies, in general, to non-citizens, too. A non-citizen may not, for example, be compelled to testify against himself in a criminal case.

  3. Harvey says:

    @2 – Ok, I admit I’m a little fuzzy on this… I couldn’t Google up anything definitive in a hurry.

    So… I’m guessing those protections only apply to non-citizens within US borders?

  4. Writer says:

    There is also a petition to have Feinstein tried for treason since she advocates for all firearms with a removable magazine to be banned. Check it out and join the rest of us in calling for prison for this nutball.

  5. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Ideally-emphasis on that-ideally, the constitution is only applicable to native-born or naturalized citizens of these once-united states.

    However, in the newly-born year of 2013, it may apply to whoever Obama or John Roberts damn-well feels it does.

    As for the ever-snide, snarky, snooty, toffey-nosed, imperious, Saxon git bastid, Piers Morgan…well…how y’all liking the Irish now, folks?

    Good on Morgan for his unintentioned elevation of the cultural stock of the Micks.

    It’s just that sort of unctuous, better-than-thou attitude that has worked against the Brits for centuries. (Cockneys and Liverpuddlians notwistanding as most of them have more than a few leprechauns and gruagahs in their ancestral woodpiles.)

    You don’t catch that grief from the likes of Sean Hannity, Conan O’Brien, or Craig Ferguson. (Fallon, on the other hand, is one of those touchy-feely, watered-down Irish.)

    Boot Morgan’s arse back to the Picadilly Circus rough-traders for a thorough sorting-out and offer his slot to Denis Leary.

  6. Harvey says:

    @5 – Hey, don’t get too cocky, there, Paddy O’Tatertot. The country that gave us the noxious sanctimony of Bono still has a lot to answer for 😛

  7. Bunkerhillbilly says:


    I’m only as cocky as I deserve to be, friend.

    Come back at me when canned lutefisk flies off the shelves with the same speed as potato chips (or Guinness)…then, maybe, I’ll be inclined to listen.

    FYI, Bono’s a Welshman. (But then they all look alike to the Celtiphobic.)

    In the meantime, keep trying to work your mind around the concept of The Uncaused First Cause…that’ll keep the sweat honest which would build upon your brow.

  8. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Piers punched DamnCat?! Let’s GET HIM!!!!!!!!

  9. PurbeckBoy says:

    Piers is only trying to Alert Americans to the FACT that America has a problem that other countries do not have. America 34000 people per year shot by their own natives. Britain just 34. Look at the figures around the world and then look again at the second admendment and think wether for the sake of your children it should not be admended – not necessarily done away with. You cannot fight violence with violence! Piers is worried about his own children. We should all be woried about our own children.

  10. Basil says:

    Oh, look. Someone from the very county whose laws and actions directly led to us adopting the second amendment suggest that we modify or do away with it.

  11. Teresa Norman says:

    Where do I sign the petition???????

  12. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Oh mega bacon to Basil!

  13. Duane Linebaugh says:

    It’s not complicated, Just boucott the advertisers.

  14. Randy says:

    If you don’t like our laws, leave!! Please leave, and never come back!!!

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