FINALLY! An Ultra-Simple Way to Tell if Someone Is Racist

Posted on December 10, 2012 2:00 pm

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4 Responses to “FINALLY! An Ultra-Simple Way to Tell if Someone Is Racist”

  1. KristenS says:

    How did you get that from the NYTimes office? I assumed they’d keep those charts confidential.

  2. CarolyntheMommy says:

    You forgot the “are they conservative” (points to yes) and “are they liberal” (points to no).

  3. Conservatarian says:

    Just based on its usage of “they” and “them”, this flowchart is racist.

  4. JDR says:

    “Do you like them?” should be replaced with “Do you agree with them?”

    I’ve got quite a few workmates who I know think I’m racist, but like me.

    Basically, if you only watch television and movies and listen to your favorite “stars” expound and teach you? You’re going to base your opinions on that knowledgle ALONE, plus “feelings”. And you’re going to, naturally, believe everything those sources tell you, including that anyone who disagrees with you is a racist. They know I love them. I know they’re ignorant — which is not a qualitative but a quantitative statement. Unwise, I suppose, for choosing to sell their minds to the television set, the movie screen, and the radio, but I am also unwise in many ways. 1 John 4.

    If I’m where a television is on? I leave as quickly and as politely as possible.

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