Finally! The Male Version of 50 Shades of Grey
[High Praise! to James]

Yes, it’s a real book. About bacon.
Which makes me think it might be fun to put the word “bacon” into other famous titles.
You guys chime in. I’m going to go watch “The Empire Strikes Bacon”.
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December 13th, 2012 at 8:01 am
The Girl with the Bacon Tattoo
December 13th, 2012 at 8:02 am
Canadian Bacon… Bacon… Bacon… Bacon…. (ERROR 109 – recursion error)
December 13th, 2012 at 8:05 am
For Whom the Bacon Sizzles by Ernest Hemingbacon
Bacon in August by William Faulkbacon
Summer Bacon by P G Wodebacon
Zen and the Art of Bacon by Robert Sirpig
December 13th, 2012 at 8:05 am
The Bacon Bride (Princess Bride)
Gone with the Bacon
The Unbearable Lightness of Bacon
Bacon There (Being There)
Monty Python and the Holy Bacon
Blazing Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 8:07 am
Bacon Pig in the City
Sex and the Bacon
Lord of the Bacon
Harry Potter and the Order of the Bacon
When Harry met Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 8:09 am
Bacon, Pray, Love
December 13th, 2012 at 8:10 am
Fried Green Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 8:12 am
A Tale of Two Bacons
Moby Bacon
The Bacon on the Rye (hold the mayo)
Lord of the Bacon
War and Bacon
Much Ado about Bacon
Catch Bacon
The Life of Bacon
Plato’s the Bacon
Frankenbacon
and of course
The Holy Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 8:12 am
Let me amend my third and fourth titles above:
Summer Bacon by Piggy Wodehouse (Summer Lightning by P G Wodehouse)
Bacon and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Sirpig (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig)
Bacon in August is, of course, Light in August by William Faulkner
December 13th, 2012 at 8:21 am
Willy Wonka & the Bacon Factory
December 13th, 2012 at 8:22 am
Six Degrees of Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 8:26 am
Go Ask Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 8:29 am
Dreams of My Bacon by Barrack Hussein Obacon
December 13th, 2012 at 8:34 am
E.T. – The Extra Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 8:36 am
Everything You Wanted to Know About Bacon, But Were Afraid to Ask.
December 13th, 2012 at 8:36 am
Finding Bacon (Finding Nemo)
Searching for Bacon (Searching for Babby Fischer)
The Hunt for Red Bacon
Young Baconstein
The Baconator
December 13th, 2012 at 8:39 am
The Unbearable Lightness of Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 8:42 am
Dr. Strangebacon or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 9:02 am
Little Bacon on the prairie.
Friday Night Bacon
Bacon Games
Runaway Bacon
Bacon 451
Bacon Dawn
The Good the Bad and the Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 9:08 am
Bacon Wars
The Usual Bacon
Baconheart
Saving my Private Bacon
Baconhawk Down
Bacon on the 4th of July
Clockwork Bacon
Bacon of Madison County
Gran Bacon
A Fistful of Bacon
The Bacon, The Bacon, And the Bacon
Back to the Bacon
I Am Bacon
Lonesome Bacon
geez, this could go on forever…
December 13th, 2012 at 9:12 am
Citizen Bacon.
Bacon, the Musical.
Les Bacon.
French Lieutenant’s Bacon.
For a Few Bacon’s More.
It’s a Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon World.
The Greatest Bacon Ever Sold.
December 13th, 2012 at 9:15 am
The Baconman Always Rings Twice.
Dances with Bacon.
Baconback Mountain.
The 4:10 To Bacon.
The Bacon of Laura Mars.
The Longest Day (we ran out of bacon).
December 13th, 2012 at 9:28 am
Bacon (Spam)
December 13th, 2012 at 9:40 am
(This is worse than an earworm, I know what I’m going to be thinking all day now.)
December 13th, 2012 at 9:41 am
One Flew Over the Bacon’s Nest.
December 13th, 2012 at 9:42 am
Joe Versus the Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 9:43 am
The Bacon Horror Picture Show
December 13th, 2012 at 9:46 am
Crimson Bacon
A Clear and Present Bacon
Patriot Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 9:47 am
The Phantom of the Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 9:47 am
The Bacon King
Beauty and the Bacon
The little bacon
The Bacon down under
The Bacon in the Stone
The Fox and the Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 9:48 am
Lord of the Bacon: The bacon of the Ring
Abraham Lincoln: Bacon Hunter
Game of Bacon (Game of Thrones) by George R. R Bacon
Scott Pilgrim vs. the Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 9:54 am
Musically:
Dock of the Bacon
Bacon’s Banquet
Bacon Whoopee
December 13th, 2012 at 9:57 am
The Best Little Baconhouse in Texas
December 13th, 2012 at 10:56 am
Soylent Bacon
Bacon and Baconer
Bacon Vacation
Of Bacon and Men
National Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 10:59 am
Pfft.
“Bacon” (“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my bacon go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”)
“An Inconvenient Bacon” (Global sizzling)
December 13th, 2012 at 11:17 am
Bacon Away
December 13th, 2012 at 11:26 am
Bacon and Louise
December 13th, 2012 at 11:27 am
Slaughterhouse Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 11:46 am
@Kent. Mentioning the occupant and bacon in the same lifetime is a shunning offense.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Baconless in Seattle
December 13th, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Oliver Bacon by Charles Dickens
Bacon Little by E.B. White
The Bacon of the Swan>/i> by E.B. White
The Bacon Trilogy by C.S. Lewis:
Out of the Bacon Planet
Baconlandria
That Hideous Bacon
The Old Man and the Bacon by Ernest Hemingway
War and Bacon by Leo Tolstoy
Bacon and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Pliny’s Natural Bacon
2001: A Bacon Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke
Bacon 451 by Ray Bradbury
December 13th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Mutiny On The Bacon.
Earth Women Are Bacon.
December 13th, 2012 at 1:25 pm
The Importance of Being Bacon
Bacon Samurai
The Bacon of the Sierra Madre
The Bacon Ultimatum
The Bacon Before Christmas
Arsenic and Old Bacon
The Call of the Wild Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 1:46 pm
#38 Heh. ~~~~~~~!
December 13th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Bacon County Line
Bacon Out of Carolina
The Creature from Bacon Lake
Debbie Does Bacon (and eggs)
December 13th, 2012 at 2:16 pm
A Farewell to Bacon
Green Eggs and Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
The Hitchiker’s Guide to Bacon
The Bacon at the End of the Universe
Bacon, the Universe and Everything
So Long and Thanks for All the Bacon
Mostly Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Eudaemonic Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 3:07 pm
Bacon Shrugged?
December 13th, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Live Bacon or Die Hard.
Bacon Hard: With a Vengeance.
December 13th, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Bacon Christmas
Bacon on 34th Street
Holiday Bacon
It’s [a] Wonderful Bacon
Charlie Brown Bacon
The grinch who stole bacon
Superhero movies:
The Bacons
Captain Bacon
Bacon (god of bacon)
Iron Bacon (or Bacon Man)
Iron Bacon 2
The Incredible Bacon
Bacon
Hang bacon high
Every which way but bacon
High plains bacon
Magnum Bacon
Dirty Bacon
The Bacon Pool
A fistful of bacon
McHale’s Bacon
Bacon periscope (down)
Father bacon (goose)
9-1/2 bacons
Fatal Bacon
Bacon Instincts
Bacon on the orient express
The Bacon Identity
The Bacon Supremacy
The Bacon Ultimatum
The Bacon Legacy
Batman the dark bacon
Bacon: Impossible
Jerry McBacon
December 13th, 2012 at 5:13 pm
The bacon is not enough
Goldbacon
Bacon another day
The man with the golden bacon
Bacon royale
Baconraker
The spy who loved bacon
From russia, with bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 6:09 pm
~~~ for Isaac
December 13th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Full Metal Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 7:49 pm
March or Bacon
A Fist Full of Bacon
Casabacon
Bacon Window
The Maltese Bacon
December 13th, 2012 at 11:29 pm
The Lion, the Witch, and the Bacon
Prince Bacon
The Bacon of the Dawn Treader
The Silver Bacon
A Horse and His Bacon
The Sorcerers Bacon
The Last Bacon
December 14th, 2012 at 1:22 am
Star Trek: Deep Space Bacon, DaVinci Bacon, The Day The Bacon Stood Still, Baconsburg, Baconfly, Harry Potter and: the Sorceror’s Bacon, the Chamber of Bacons, the Bacon of Azkaban, the Goblet of Bacon, the Order of the Bacon, the Half-Bacon Prince, the Baconly Hallows.
December 14th, 2012 at 10:50 am
#51
excellent, but instead of Fatal Bacon, I’d go with:
Bacon Attraction