Finally! The Male Version of 50 Shades of Grey

Posted on December 13, 2012 8:00 am

[High Praise! to James]

Yes, it’s a real book. About bacon.

Which makes me think it might be fun to put the word “bacon” into other famous titles.

You guys chime in. I’m going to go watch “The Empire Strikes Bacon”.

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58 Responses to “Finally! The Male Version of 50 Shades of Grey”

  1. rodney dill says:

    The Girl with the Bacon Tattoo

  2. rodney dill says:

    Canadian Bacon… Bacon… Bacon… Bacon…. (ERROR 109 – recursion error)

  3. Iowa Jim says:

    For Whom the Bacon Sizzles by Ernest Hemingbacon
    Bacon in August by William Faulkbacon
    Summer Bacon by P G Wodebacon
    Zen and the Art of Bacon by Robert Sirpig

  4. rodney dill says:

    The Bacon Bride (Princess Bride)
    Gone with the Bacon
    The Unbearable Lightness of Bacon
    Bacon There (Being There)
    Monty Python and the Holy Bacon
    Blazing Bacon

  5. rodney dill says:

    Bacon Pig in the City
    Sex and the Bacon
    Lord of the Bacon
    Harry Potter and the Order of the Bacon
    When Harry met Bacon

  6. rodney dill says:

    Bacon, Pray, Love

  7. rodney dill says:

    Fried Green Bacon

  8. James says:

    A Tale of Two Bacons
    Moby Bacon
    The Bacon on the Rye (hold the mayo)
    Lord of the Bacon
    War and Bacon
    Much Ado about Bacon
    Catch Bacon
    The Life of Bacon
    Plato’s the Bacon
    Frankenbacon
    and of course
    The Holy Bacon

  9. Iowa Jim says:

    Let me amend my third and fourth titles above:

    Summer Bacon by Piggy Wodehouse (Summer Lightning by P G Wodehouse)
    Bacon and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Sirpig (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig)

    Bacon in August is, of course, Light in August by William Faulkner

  10. rodney dill says:

    Willy Wonka & the Bacon Factory

  11. rodney dill says:

    Six Degrees of Bacon

  12. tomg51 says:

    Go Ask Bacon

  13. Kent says:

    Dreams of My Bacon by Barrack Hussein Obacon

  14. HokieGomer says:

    E.T. – The Extra Bacon

  15. tomg51 says:

    Everything You Wanted to Know About Bacon, But Were Afraid to Ask.

  16. HokieGomer says:

    Finding Bacon (Finding Nemo)
    Searching for Bacon (Searching for Babby Fischer)
    The Hunt for Red Bacon
    Young Baconstein
    The Baconator

  17. HokieGomer says:

    The Unbearable Lightness of Bacon

  18. HokieGomer says:

    Dr. Strangebacon or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Bacon

  19. Rayfan87 says:

    Little Bacon on the prairie.
    Friday Night Bacon
    Bacon Games
    Runaway Bacon
    Bacon 451
    Bacon Dawn
    The Good the Bad and the Bacon

  20. Raving Lunatic says:

    Bacon Wars
    The Usual Bacon
    Baconheart
    Saving my Private Bacon
    Baconhawk Down
    Bacon on the 4th of July
    Clockwork Bacon
    Bacon of Madison County
    Gran Bacon
    A Fistful of Bacon
    The Bacon, The Bacon, And the Bacon
    Back to the Bacon
    I Am Bacon
    Lonesome Bacon

    geez, this could go on forever…

  21. FormerHostage says:

    Citizen Bacon.
    Bacon, the Musical.
    Les Bacon.
    French Lieutenant’s Bacon.
    For a Few Bacon’s More.
    It’s a Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon World.

    The Greatest Bacon Ever Sold.

  22. FormerHostage says:

    The Baconman Always Rings Twice.
    Dances with Bacon.
    Baconback Mountain.
    The 4:10 To Bacon.
    The Bacon of Laura Mars.
    The Longest Day (we ran out of bacon).

  23. tomg51 says:

    Bacon (Spam)

  24. rodney dill says:

    (This is worse than an earworm, I know what I’m going to be thinking all day now.)

  25. rodney dill says:

    One Flew Over the Bacon’s Nest.

  26. rodney dill says:

    Joe Versus the Bacon

  27. rodney dill says:

    The Bacon Horror Picture Show

  28. rodney dill says:

    Crimson Bacon
    A Clear and Present Bacon
    Patriot Bacon

  29. rodney dill says:

    The Phantom of the Bacon

  30. Rayfan87 says:

    The Bacon King
    Beauty and the Bacon
    The little bacon
    The Bacon down under
    The Bacon in the Stone
    The Fox and the Bacon

  31. gsmtiger says:

    Lord of the Bacon: The bacon of the Ring
    Abraham Lincoln: Bacon Hunter
    Game of Bacon (Game of Thrones) by George R. R Bacon
    Scott Pilgrim vs. the Bacon

  32. Mxymaster says:

    Musically:

    Dock of the Bacon
    Bacon’s Banquet
    Bacon Whoopee

  33. rodney dill says:

    The Best Little Baconhouse in Texas

  34. Genghis Khen says:

    Soylent Bacon
    Bacon and Baconer
    Bacon Vacation
    Of Bacon and Men
    National Bacon

  35. Rock Throwing Peasant says:

    Pfft.

    “Bacon” (“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my bacon go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”)

    “An Inconvenient Bacon” (Global sizzling)

  36. eaglewingz says:

    Bacon Away

  37. rodney dill says:

    Bacon and Louise

  38. rodney dill says:

    Slaughterhouse Bacon

  39. plentyobailouts says:

    @Kent. Mentioning the occupant and bacon in the same lifetime is a shunning offense.

  40. rodney dill says:

    Baconless in Seattle

  41. Keln says:

    Oliver Bacon by Charles Dickens

    Bacon Little by E.B. White

    The Bacon of the Swan>/i> by E.B. White

    The Bacon Trilogy by C.S. Lewis:
    Out of the Bacon Planet
    Baconlandria
    That Hideous Bacon

    The Old Man and the Bacon by Ernest Hemingway

    War and Bacon by Leo Tolstoy

    Bacon and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    Pliny’s Natural Bacon

    2001: A Bacon Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke

    Bacon 451 by Ray Bradbury

  42. Dohtimes says:

    Mutiny On The Bacon.

    Earth Women Are Bacon.

  43. silaS marreD says:

    The Importance of Being Bacon
    Bacon Samurai
    The Bacon of the Sierra Madre
    The Bacon Ultimatum
    The Bacon Before Christmas
    Arsenic and Old Bacon
    The Call of the Wild Bacon

  44. tomg51 says:

    #38 Heh. ~~~~~~~!

  45. Mike in OH says:

    Bacon County Line
    Bacon Out of Carolina
    The Creature from Bacon Lake
    Debbie Does Bacon (and eggs)

  46. Iowa Jim says:

    A Farewell to Bacon
    Green Eggs and Bacon

  47. Marc says:

    The Hitchiker’s Guide to Bacon
    The Bacon at the End of the Universe
    Bacon, the Universe and Everything
    So Long and Thanks for All the Bacon
    Mostly Bacon

  48. rodney dill says:

    Eudaemonic Bacon

  49. Rockin' John says:

    Bacon Shrugged?

  50. Dohtimes says:

    Live Bacon or Die Hard.

    Bacon Hard: With a Vengeance.

  51. ppcx says:

    Bacon Christmas
    Bacon on 34th Street
    Holiday Bacon
    It’s [a] Wonderful Bacon
    Charlie Brown Bacon
    The grinch who stole bacon

    Superhero movies:
    The Bacons
    Captain Bacon
    Bacon (god of bacon)
    Iron Bacon (or Bacon Man)
    Iron Bacon 2
    The Incredible Bacon
    Bacon

    Hang bacon high
    Every which way but bacon
    High plains bacon
    Magnum Bacon
    Dirty Bacon
    The Bacon Pool
    A fistful of bacon

    McHale’s Bacon
    Bacon periscope (down)
    Father bacon (goose)
    9-1/2 bacons
    Fatal Bacon
    Bacon Instincts
    Bacon on the orient express
    The Bacon Identity
    The Bacon Supremacy
    The Bacon Ultimatum
    The Bacon Legacy
    Batman the dark bacon
    Bacon: Impossible
    Jerry McBacon

  52. Isaac says:

    The bacon is not enough
    Goldbacon
    Bacon another day
    The man with the golden bacon
    Bacon royale
    Baconraker
    The spy who loved bacon
    From russia, with bacon

  53. Keln says:

    ~~~ for Isaac

  54. rodney dill says:

    Full Metal Bacon

  55. Critter says:

    March or Bacon
    A Fist Full of Bacon
    Casabacon
    Bacon Window
    The Maltese Bacon

  56. 4of7 says:

    The Lion, the Witch, and the Bacon
    Prince Bacon
    The Bacon of the Dawn Treader
    The Silver Bacon
    A Horse and His Bacon
    The Sorcerers Bacon
    The Last Bacon

  57. Denise says:

    Star Trek: Deep Space Bacon, DaVinci Bacon, The Day The Bacon Stood Still, Baconsburg, Baconfly, Harry Potter and: the Sorceror’s Bacon, the Chamber of Bacons, the Bacon of Azkaban, the Goblet of Bacon, the Order of the Bacon, the Half-Bacon Prince, the Baconly Hallows.

  58. tomg51 says:

    #51
    excellent, but instead of Fatal Bacon, I’d go with:

    Bacon Attraction

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