Fire Every Editor At the New York Times…
For allowing a reporter to use the phrase “high capacity ammunition“.
The commentary at The Real Revo [High Praise!] nails it:
It’s like listening to your high school girlfriend talk about cars: “Is my brother’s 351 engine faster than your 350 engine?”
Or your grandma talk about drugs: “Are you kids shooting up marijuana?”
Or grandpa talk about the Internet: “How much does it cost to get on to the wicky-pedia to deliver Eddie and Pearl an email?”
Or your sister talk about tools: “I need a screwdriver with an X on the end but I don’t know if I need metric or the other kind.”
You may now begin substituting the phrase “New York Times reporter” in blonde jokes.
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December 26th, 2012 at 10:34 pm
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December 26th, 2012 at 11:02 pm
Let’s all get on a high horse and start talking about how the First amendment was created during a time of hand powered printing presses and the power of the un-amplified voice. The Founding Fathers had no idea of electronic communication so the First Amendment does not apply to powered printing and television. When they start to sputter tell ‘em that’s what you’re saying about firearms. Watch their heads explode.
December 27th, 2012 at 1:07 am
Q: Why couldn’t the NYT reporters ever make kool-aid?
A: They couldn’t get 8 oz of water in that little envelope.
Q: What do you call a smart NYT reporter?
A; A myth
Q: What did the NYT reporter get on his SAT?
A: Drool
December 27th, 2012 at 2:09 am
How many NYT reporters does it take to change a light bulb? Two…one to hold the light bulb and one to turn the high capacity ladder.
December 27th, 2012 at 4:03 am
what do you call a bus load of nyt reporters at the bottom of a lake?
a good start.
December 27th, 2012 at 5:15 am
hey wait a minute, I am a blonde and highly resent being compared to a NYT reporter.
December 27th, 2012 at 8:23 am
Vrrom… screech…. Vrroom….screech….Vrroom…Screech…
A NYT Reporter driving through a blinking red light.
December 27th, 2012 at 1:00 pm
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December 27th, 2012 at 1:04 pm
How can you tell a NYT reporter is well hung?
You can’t get a finger in between the noose and his neck.
December 28th, 2012 at 12:43 am
Bacon for blarg!