Comments on: Frank J. 2016: My VP

By: jw

jw — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:29:55 +0000

boy was i wrong. i guessed chuck norris for vp.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 23:16:10 +0000

What cabinet posts do the other 2 members of the band get?

By: Penultimatum

Penultimatum — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:51:18 +0000

Frank J. 2016: Let It Burn.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:07:11 +0000

Also, Frank, while you’re at it, will you PLEASE burn all the phony “Federal Reserve Notes” and the FED, as well? Then you can institute a U.S. Treasury-controlled “United States Bank” that won’t print political money.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 21:30:00 +0000

Frank’s plan is clearly consistent with the phrase that’s going around the Conservative blogosphere:

“Let it burn.”

That phrase is not to be confused with the 60′s hippie phrase, “Burn, baby, burn” which, of course, reflected how much hippies hated themselves (as babies) which lead to such things as Roe v. Wade, “The fire next time,” and “The Towering Inferno.”

BTW, if Fire is your V.P., Frank, you need a WASP with a big stinger for Attorney General.

By: Vaktatunnen

Vaktatunnen — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 21:09:16 +0000

Fire walk with me, huh? So does that mean you have room in your administration for a creepy dwarf who fidgets around and talks backwards? Because I think he’s already got a job as mayor of New York.

By: La Longue Carabine

La Longue Carabine — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 20:43:53 +0000

Asteroid impact involves both fire and water and will clean out the “swamp” right now, right away, right on!

Water? Aquaman. ‘Nuf said.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:51:43 +0000

“Frank J. 2016: Fire walk with me.”

Walk with me, talk with me… burn with me!

Hey, ouch! That’s HOT!

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:50:48 +0000

Will Beavis be your Whitehouse Correspondant?

By: AwesometificAmerican

AwesometificAmerican — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:47:55 +0000

Let me interject a bit of unsolicited advice. I love the Frank J. for president stuff, and I understand the humor of it, but I really think that you should keep it on that edge of “Is this guy for real? I think he may very well be.” Fire for VP puts it fully into the category of Just Kidding. I think all of this works well if people really cant tell if you are serious or not.

That is probably the first time I have ever posted anything here that did not attempt to be funny. No more Robitussin for me.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:39:40 +0000

@6 – “you will have to deal with fire birthers”

I believe those are called “combustioners”

By: tim3048

tim3048 — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:38:13 +0000

Luckily you won’t have to prove fire was born in the US, but you will have to deal with fire birthers

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:56:26 +0000

Burning the Obamacare law could be an eternal flame.

By: Pug Mahon

Pug Mahon — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:32:09 +0000

Cue the Angelo Badalamenti music.

By: slapout

slapout — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:20:29 +0000

I still think Awesomeness should be your VP.

By: Silverfiddle

Silverfiddle — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:20:14 +0000

Sorry Frank, but Fire For President!

By: Basil

Basil — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:06:05 +0000

You’re serious about cutting spending, right, and not just blowing smoke?