Guaranteed Never to Rise Up and Kill All Humans. Maybe
[High Praise! to 4of7]
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While watching this video, try not to think about “Maximum Overdrive”, “Christine”, or “Killdozer”.
Exit question: I know this was done strictly to make the commercial more impressive-looking, but would anyone actually get out of their car before parking it?
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December 22nd, 2012 at 12:04 pm
I think this would be far more useful for leaving than for parking – at least where I work where morons sometimes park too close for you to open your doors to get in.
December 22nd, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Okay, so my smart phone wants to give me directions that will send me four hours in the wrong direction, and the GPS telling me how fast I’m supposedly going is usually wrong, but I can trust it to park my car without hitting the guy next to me…umm, okay.
December 22nd, 2012 at 1:29 pm
But does it prevent door dings?
December 22nd, 2012 at 1:34 pm
“Good morning, Dave.”
December 22nd, 2012 at 1:48 pm
On a 0 to 10 scale of mischief possibilities this starts out at 12, and that’s for a reasonably responsible adult.
December 22nd, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Ahh… I needed another High Praise! fix.
Thanks for setting a brother up, man.
December 22nd, 2012 at 9:17 pm
While the video was neat and would rate five stars on its own, the mention of Killdozer smashed it for that FTW.
December 22nd, 2012 at 9:38 pm
@7 – Those 3 movies are 4of7′s list. Although to my own credit, I’ve seen them all.
December 24th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
If a Republic had suggested that women couldn’t park and that they required a computer to park for them, they would be called a racist and the computer would be banned.
December 24th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Or that Twilight Zone episode “You Drive.”