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	<title>Comments on: Guaranteed Never to Rise Up and Kill All Humans. Maybe</title>
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	<description>Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.</description>
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		<title>By: Apostic</title>
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		<dc:creator>Apostic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 18:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;...try not to think about “Maximum Overdrive”, “Christine”, or “Killdozer”.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Or that &lt;i&gt;Twilight Zone&lt;/i&gt; episode &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Drive&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&quot;You Drive.&quot;&lt;/a&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><i>&#8230;try not to think about “Maximum Overdrive”, “Christine”, or “Killdozer”.</i></p></blockquote>
<p>Or that <i>Twilight Zone</i> episode <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Drive" rel="nofollow">&#8220;You Drive.&#8221;</a></p>
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		<title>By: Byna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Byna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 17:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If a Republic had suggested that women couldn&#039;t park and that they required a computer to park for them, they would be called a racist and the computer would be banned.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If a Republic had suggested that women couldn&#8217;t park and that they required a computer to park for them, they would be called a racist and the computer would be banned.</p>
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		<title>By: Harvey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2012 02:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@7 - Those 3 movies are 4of7&#039;s list. Although to my own credit, I&#039;ve seen them all.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@7 &#8211; Those 3 movies are 4of7&#8242;s list. Although to my own credit, I&#8217;ve seen them all.</p>
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		<title>By: Bad Science</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bad Science</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2012 02:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the video was neat and would rate five stars on its own, the mention of Killdozer smashed it for that FTW.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While the video was neat and would rate five stars on its own, the mention of Killdozer smashed it for that FTW.</p>
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		<title>By: 4of7</title>
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		<dc:creator>4of7</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 23:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahh... I needed another High Praise! fix.
Thanks for setting a brother up, man. ;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahh&#8230; I needed another High Praise! fix.<br />
Thanks for setting a brother up, man. <img src='http://www.imao.us/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Dohtimes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dohtimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 18:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a 0 to 10 scale of mischief possibilities this starts out at 12, and that&#039;s for a reasonably responsible adult.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On a 0 to 10 scale of mischief possibilities this starts out at 12, and that&#8217;s for a reasonably responsible adult.</p>
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		<title>By: Writer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Writer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 18:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Good morning, Dave.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Good morning, Dave.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Jimmy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 18:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But does it prevent door dings?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But does it prevent door dings?</p>
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		<title>By: Son of Bob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Son of Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 17:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so my smart phone wants to give me directions that will send me four hours in the wrong direction, and the GPS telling me how fast I&#039;m supposedly going is usually wrong, but I can trust it to park my car without hitting the guy next to me...umm, okay.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so my smart phone wants to give me directions that will send me four hours in the wrong direction, and the GPS telling me how fast I&#8217;m supposedly going is usually wrong, but I can trust it to park my car without hitting the guy next to me&#8230;umm, okay.</p>
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		<title>By: Hunter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hunter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 17:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think this would be far more useful for leaving than for parking - at least where I work where morons sometimes park too close for you to open your doors to get in.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think this would be far more useful for leaving than for parking &#8211; at least where I work where morons sometimes park too close for you to open your doors to get in.</p>
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