I Guess We DO Owe Iran an Apology for This

Posted by Harvey on December 14, 2012 4:00 pm

Iran condemned the United States for conducting a limited nuclear test at an underground site in Nevada.

Our apologies. Next time it’ll be full-scale, above ground, and in Tehran.

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4 Responses to “I Guess We DO Owe Iran an Apology for This”

1. The Animal says:
   December 14th, 2012 at 4:30 pm

   I fully approve of your plan. Good thinking.

2. DamnCat says:
   December 14th, 2012 at 5:13 pm

   The Iranians has been trying to build their own nuclear bomb. In the spirit of the Christmas season I suggest we give them an up-close demonstration of how one is supposed to work. It’ll be like a big warm hug from Uncle Sam. Really, really warm.

3. RAML says:
   December 14th, 2012 at 6:01 pm

   … and then give Walmart the license to use the glass space as a parking lot.

4. Son of Bob says:
   December 15th, 2012 at 12:11 am

   And here I’ve dedicated my life to helping the United States win high praise from Iran. Damn, failed again.

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