I Think Everyone Here Will Go With the Second Option

Posted by Harvey on December 26, 2012 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

You had me at “gift of bacon”

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9 Responses to “I Think Everyone Here Will Go With the Second Option”

1. Bunkerhillbilly says:
   December 26th, 2012 at 2:30 pm

   Option the First makes no sense…is it the bespectacled person who draws offense (being poor at grammar either provocatively or accidentally)? Thus forcing a respondent to the second option. Or, is it a case of the scenario taking place during a discussion of the relative adiposity of the individuals resultant from an improper diet, with the one in the glasses using flashcards provided by Michele Obama?

   There is an unstated third option…consume the bacon and gently lead the Other of Significance to a thorough understanding of contractions in the English language.

2. Jimmy says:
   December 26th, 2012 at 4:54 pm

   There is a fourth option. Simply utter the words, “You’re ugly” and walk away.

3. Bunkerhillbilly says:
   December 26th, 2012 at 5:02 pm

   Er…Jimmy…shouldn’t that read your ugly?

4. Jimmy says:
   December 26th, 2012 at 5:12 pm

   Hehe. Bunker, I interpreted the cartoon to mean that she was the tester and not the testee. And she’s ugly. No offense, no bacon, no playing.

   I’m a meanie.

5. Bunkerhillbilly says:
   December 26th, 2012 at 5:29 pm

   Jimmy, who’s to say that is a female wearing the glasses? No prominent secondary female characteristics being evident…it could be a pocket on that t-shirt.

   And what the HELL is going on with that person in the green vest? No eyes or eye sockets?!? Born in Chernobyl??

   So we have an androgynous person torturing someone visually impaired by way of physical defect…

   Here, Hawkeye, read this card for me, and maybe I’ll let you play sniff-for-the-bacon

6. CTCompromise says:
   December 26th, 2012 at 6:16 pm

   @2: ” Jimmy says: There is a fourth option. Simply utter the words, “You’re ugly” and walk away.”
   Er…Jimmy…shouldn’t that read: and run away with the bacon! ?

7. Jimmy says:
   December 26th, 2012 at 6:19 pm

   Yeah, and notice that there is nothing actually, grammatically wrong with the words “your fat.” Then, maybe the correct response would be: “your face.”

8. Jimmy says:
   December 26th, 2012 at 6:22 pm

   Tainted bacon, CT. From a female grammar Nazi wearing a T-shirt with a breast pocket! Nooooooooooo!

9. Scott says:
   December 27th, 2012 at 10:15 am

   The proper response can only be, “What about my fat?”

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