If It Had Been Bush Toilet Paper, Would He Have Been Fired?

[High Praise! to Tongue Tied]

Firefighter fired for putting Obama toilet paper in the stall at work.

Don’t know why. The stuff is pretty mainstream. They even sell it at Amazon.

Meanwhile ObamaToiletPaper.com even has a catchy (if in questionable taste) jingle about the product.

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6 Comments

  1. I’m so confused; I thought Obama was all about getting firefighters back to work…………

    Seriously, on what grounds was he fired????

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  2. Wait: he’s a firefighter, so I’m sure his union will back him up for this unjust action. Holding my breath in 5,4,3,2,1……………………
    …………………….

    …………………… feeling dizzy………………..

    ……………………………………….. thud.

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  3. So….if a black guy had put in Bush toilet paper, since the deciding factor apparently is the race of whatever presidential toilet paper is involved, the black guys motive would be 100% raaaaaacist too…right? Would he be fired? Does this mean this guy was fired for being white? Sure seems that way when you use their ‘logic’.

    I bet Obama has his picture on his own toilet paper, it’s on everything else.

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  4. They would never use Bush Toilet Paper because it isn’t abrasive enough to get that “Clean” feeling. With Obama, you get the “feeling” whether it works or not.

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  5. Pierce, 50, had been with the department since November 1993. So I guess he’ll be forced to take his million-dollar retirement.

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