If It Had Been Bush Toilet Paper, Would He Have Been Fired?
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Firefighter fired for putting Obama toilet paper in the stall at work.
Don’t know why. The stuff is pretty mainstream. They even sell it at Amazon.
Meanwhile ObamaToiletPaper.com even has a catchy (if in questionable taste) jingle about the product.
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December 13th, 2012 at 9:56 pm
I’d have hung it the other way around, so I wouldn’t have to see that mug while I was doing my business.
December 13th, 2012 at 11:35 pm
I’m so confused; I thought Obama was all about getting firefighters back to work…………
Seriously, on what grounds was he fired????
December 13th, 2012 at 11:36 pm
Wait: he’s a firefighter, so I’m sure his union will back him up for this unjust action. Holding my breath in 5,4,3,2,1……………………
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…………………… feeling dizzy………………..
……………………………………….. thud.
December 14th, 2012 at 8:20 am
So….if a black guy had put in Bush toilet paper, since the deciding factor apparently is the race of whatever presidential toilet paper is involved, the black guys motive would be 100% raaaaaacist too…right? Would he be fired? Does this mean this guy was fired for being white? Sure seems that way when you use their ‘logic’.
I bet Obama has his picture on his own toilet paper, it’s on everything else.
December 14th, 2012 at 8:28 am
They would never use Bush Toilet Paper because it isn’t abrasive enough to get that “Clean” feeling. With Obama, you get the “feeling” whether it works or not.
December 14th, 2012 at 7:47 pm
Pierce, 50, had been with the department since November 1993. So I guess he’ll be forced to take his million-dollar retirement.