Comments on: If Santa Were a Democrat

By: Comrade Chairman Obama

Comrade Chairman Obama — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 21:00:02 +0000

There would simply be no more Christmas; making toys, packing the sleigh, hooking up reindeer, delivering all stuff….sounds like a LOT of work….to hell with that. #OCCUPY NORTH POLE

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 00:48:35 +0000

He would get daily updates from the FBI about the believers and non-believers.
Non-believers would be charged to pay for the Believers’ gifts.
He would also demand Arugula Candy at Christmas time.

By: Bfpa61

Bfpa61 — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:16:22 +0000

He would be called Saint Prick.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 19:47:34 +0000

He’d bow down to the Grinch and then go play golf while Christmas was stolen. Until that happens though he would be sure to hire a bunch of cross dressing elves and deliver future generations gifts today.

By: Keln

Keln — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:37:38 +0000

Jay has a point there…

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:02:48 +0000

He’d promise toys every year, but never deliver…then come to take the toys you bought yourself.

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:53:29 +0000

Really? Who else would:

1. Watch you while you’re sleeping
2. Know when you’re awake
3. Know when you’ve been bad or good
4. Give you gifts that somebody else made while taking all the credit

if not a Democrat?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:32:35 +0000

* Bad kids wouldn’t get coal in their stocking – because coal is bad – unless it’s all shipped to China because that’s good.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:22:22 +0000

Ah…I bow to jw.

By: jw

jw — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:21:26 +0000

..he wouldn’t have a naughty and nice list, he’d have a “racist/sexist” and “donor “list.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:19:21 +0000

He’d dictate that parents could no longer give their kids presents. Instead, they’d have to pay an annual “gift tax” based on their income (or lack thereof) which would then be used to ensure all kids got the same amount of toys.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:17:30 +0000

There would not be a naughty and nice list. It would be the “lucky” and “underprivileged” list.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:16:24 +0000

* His favorite color is a Christmassy nasal green.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:16:01 +0000

He’d run a non-union shop and pay female elves less.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:15:10 +0000

He’d guarantee that the kids would get everything they asked for and then demand (at the point of a gun) that the parents pay for it.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:14:44 +0000

* Instead of presents, he’d go around giving out IOU’s that never get paid.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:14:21 +0000

He’d dump the reindeer and go with an all electric sleigh…which would only go 40 miles from the North Pole until he had to return and recharge.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:08:55 +0000

@1 – Fixed it for him.

But yeah, Frank’s hatred of liberals slipped through in that one

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:03:17 +0000

Santa? Satan? Freudian slip?