Comments on: Is there an app for that?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 16:21:23 +0000

In the old days, we called the cops when it was all done and they came and picked up what was left of the bad guy. Now, they call cops and wait for the cops to come and pick up what’s left of the good guys. The old way makes a lot more sense.

By: AT

AT — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 05:24:54 +0000

Where’s the iWatchObama app?

It had a headache and a concussion and low blood sugar and it’s probably that time of the month.

In the meantime you can download the iWatchEricHolder app… oh wait… 404 not found.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:14:22 +0000

so, simply using the P H O N E to C A L L the cops isn’t good enough? Seems a whole lot quicker too…..

My newest phone can get messages directly from The Dear Leader and you can NOT turn it off, it also activates the GPS if you call 911, even if you have it turned off, like any sane person does. Of course it just tells you it’s off……

Here in fake indian land, they want to put a chip in your inspection sticker to charge you a tax per mile….even though they already know your mileage every year when you get the plain old paper sticker. Hmmmmm now why would they need to plant a tracker on your car if all they want to know is the mileage….that they already know?

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 22:55:52 +0000

The AttackWatch app not only allows you to dime-out those who are not in line with The Leader's Brilliant Ideology, but you also get some neat cheatcodes for Angry Birds and Minesweeper.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 22:40:57 +0000

No…but I’ll bet there IS an ObamaWatchYou app, by which the White House tracks people who write negative things about him on “certain blogs”….Whoops, Gotta’ go !!!!!!