It Begins!
Buttercup prepares for the military of the future:
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December 5th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
I was told there was no room for dinosaurs in the military. Right after I was told this, it was suggested I consider retiring.
December 5th, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Dude. Buttercup must be enormous. She makes that T-Rex look like a chihuahua.
December 5th, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Pug, clearly you’re unfamiliar with this approximately 90 foot tall tyke. Prior to their relocation, Buttercup and her family resided near Three Mile Island. Thanks to vast publishing royalties, her parents were able to acquire a dirigible hangar, which they converted into her nursery, and later took title to Cheyenne Mountain which she uses as her size-appropriate bedroom.
December 5th, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Back-off. BACK. OFF.
December 5th, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Dinosaurs in the military. We’ll naturally train them to be faster, smarter, and more vicious right? What could go wrong?
December 5th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
Of course, we will HAVE dinosaurs in the military; However, none of them will be placed anywhere near the “hot zones” of the world around…oh, let’s just say..infamous dates on the calendar. Suffice it to say, their R.P.G.s will be filled with “warning marshmallows”and they will not be allowed to engage the enemy during the 5 prayer times each day…
December 5th, 2012 at 3:49 pm
I thought the dinosaurs in the military tended to congrigate on the JCS and Pentagon.
December 5th, 2012 at 4:18 pm
A co-worker was reminded of this.
December 5th, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Where are the rocket launchers? Shouldn’t there at least be some head mounted L.A.S.E.R. weapons?
December 5th, 2012 at 7:54 pm
Jay, no responsible parent would give those to a 2 or 3 year old. Those are traditional gifts for 4 year olds.
December 5th, 2012 at 9:26 pm
Yes, but girls mature much earlier than boys do- just ask them.
December 5th, 2012 at 11:59 pm
I’m glad Buttercup finally grew some hair.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:46 am
How could you dress that poor, defenseless (except for the dinosaur, obviously) child in Damien Hirst pajamas?