It Begins!

Posted on December 5, 2012 1:00 pm

Buttercup prepares for the military of the future:

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13 Responses to “It Begins!”

  1. John D says:

    I was told there was no room for dinosaurs in the military. Right after I was told this, it was suggested I consider retiring.

  2. Pug Mahon says:

    Dude. Buttercup must be enormous. She makes that T-Rex look like a chihuahua.

  3. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Pug, clearly you’re unfamiliar with this approximately 90 foot tall tyke. Prior to their relocation, Buttercup and her family resided near Three Mile Island. Thanks to vast publishing royalties, her parents were able to acquire a dirigible hangar, which they converted into her nursery, and later took title to Cheyenne Mountain which she uses as her size-appropriate bedroom.

  4. Jimmy says:

    Back-off. BACK. OFF.

  5. Professor Hale says:

    Dinosaurs in the military. We’ll naturally train them to be faster, smarter, and more vicious right? What could go wrong?

  6. CTCompromise says:

    Of course, we will HAVE dinosaurs in the military; However, none of them will be placed anywhere near the “hot zones” of the world around…oh, let’s just say..infamous dates on the calendar. Suffice it to say, their R.P.G.s will be filled with “warning marshmallows”and they will not be allowed to engage the enemy during the 5 prayer times each day…

  7. Marc says:

    I thought the dinosaurs in the military tended to congrigate on the JCS and Pentagon.

  8. Apostic says:

    A co-worker was reminded of this.

  9. Jay says:

    Where are the rocket launchers? Shouldn’t there at least be some head mounted L.A.S.E.R. weapons?

  10. Wombat says:

    Jay, no responsible parent would give those to a 2 or 3 year old. Those are traditional gifts for 4 year olds.

  11. Jay says:

    Yes, but girls mature much earlier than boys do- just ask them.

  12. 4of7 says:

    I’m glad Buttercup finally grew some hair.

  13. Eric Larsen says:

    How could you dress that poor, defenseless (except for the dinosaur, obviously) child in Damien Hirst pajamas?

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