Comments on: It Begins!

By: Eric Larsen

Eric Larsen — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 15:46:57 +0000

How could you dress that poor, defenseless (except for the dinosaur, obviously) child in Damien Hirst pajamas?

By: 4of7

4of7 — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 04:59:53 +0000

I’m glad Buttercup finally grew some hair.

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 02:26:25 +0000

Yes, but girls mature much earlier than boys do- just ask them.

By: Wombat

Wombat — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 00:54:01 +0000

Jay, no responsible parent would give those to a 2 or 3 year old. Those are traditional gifts for 4 year olds.

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 00:25:22 +0000

Where are the rocket launchers? Shouldn’t there at least be some head mounted L.A.S.E.R. weapons?

By: Apostic

Apostic — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:18:28 +0000

A co-worker was reminded of this.

By: Marc

Marc — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 20:49:50 +0000

I thought the dinosaurs in the military tended to congrigate on the JCS and Pentagon.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:59:49 +0000

Of course, we will HAVE dinosaurs in the military; However, none of them will be placed anywhere near the “hot zones” of the world around…oh, let’s just say..infamous dates on the calendar. Suffice it to say, their R.P.G.s will be filled with “warning marshmallows”and they will not be allowed to engage the enemy during the 5 prayer times each day…

By: Professor Hale

Professor Hale — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:48:25 +0000

Dinosaurs in the military. We’ll naturally train them to be faster, smarter, and more vicious right? What could go wrong?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:16:08 +0000

Back-off. BACK. OFF.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 18:57:49 +0000

Pug, clearly you’re unfamiliar with this approximately 90 foot tall tyke. Prior to their relocation, Buttercup and her family resided near Three Mile Island. Thanks to vast publishing royalties, her parents were able to acquire a dirigible hangar, which they converted into her nursery, and later took title to Cheyenne Mountain which she uses as her size-appropriate bedroom.

By: Pug Mahon

Pug Mahon — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 18:32:29 +0000

Dude. Buttercup must be enormous. She makes that T-Rex look like a chihuahua.

By: John D

John D — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 18:15:58 +0000

I was told there was no room for dinosaurs in the military. Right after I was told this, it was suggested I consider retiring.