Comments on: Killer Hippies

By: Critter

Critter — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 23:33:56 +0000

given the number of hippies consumed each year by Alaskan brown bears and grizzlies, i think AK would be an excellent tourist destination.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 02:10:15 +0000

A place for Hippies and Bears.
Hmmmm.
I know, we can give then a chunk of the Kenai Penninsula, and fence them both in.
Kodiaks like dumb hippies.

By: BblhdDave

BblhdDave — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 22:55:58 +0000

Would Bill Ayers be considered a killer hippie? Whatever, I don’t like him.

By: arik

arik — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 22:09:16 +0000

Actually, I suspect the Hippie Battle Cry, Shouted as they spray the crowd with bullets, or blow themselves to heck with a vest bomb is: WORLD PEACE NOW!!!

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 21:05:11 +0000

@Keln:

Got the point. Added a modicum of historical depth.

The subspecies of Killer Hippie is not a recent plague on society…and that the eradication methods deployed in the past, which, for a time, met with success, are not likely to be used with the same degree of enthusiastic vigor by the current administration.

Thus, any “national dialogue” will not be brought about by the alphabet nets or sponsored by Ram Tough trucks and Armalite.

It may be conducted, feebly and highly abridged, on twitter.

Unless communication in 160 character flatulences is now considered verbose.

By: arik

arik — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 21:02:07 +0000

We oughta do what my Alma Mater did. We know how to handle hippies at Kent State.

By: Keln

Keln — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:45:30 +0000

@ Bunkerhillbilly:

I think you missed the entire point of this post, which is that we really need to open up a national dialogue about hippie control. And bears.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:36:55 +0000

So, what’s the difference between a “killer hippie” and a “hippie killer?”

One is the killer “killor” and the other is the killer “killee.”

I need a drink.

By: Greg

Greg — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:28:35 +0000

Hippies-a bear’s natural laxative. “Does a bear s$^t in the woods? Yes, if it just ate a hippie!”

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:28:22 +0000

The sad thing is, that while President Nixon was willing to loose the FBI and COINTELPRO on the domestic terror threat (not to mention deploying Virginia and Maryland National Guardsmen around the capitol with belt-served .50 cal machine guns when the Hippies would protest), Obama, and Eric Holder, will seek to coddle them, saying how “misunderstood” these killer hippies are and how there needs to be more “tolerance” of differing ideologies for the sake of greater “diversity”.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:15:40 +0000

The threat of the Killer Hippie goes back to the late 1960s and early ’70s when those scruffs started with blowing up ROTC buildings and went on to airplane hijacking and kidnapping.

What do you think COINTELPRO was about?

Google Patty Hearst and the Symbionese Liberation Army. (Those nutters were all about the AK-47 and the Che Guevarra poster.)

It’s not like they were robbing banks in California to afford their subscriptions to National Review and membership in the local John Birch chapter.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:56:44 +0000

“Maybe something like “Berkenstocks!”, or maybe “Occupy!” or whatever.”

“Save the planet!”
“Like, dude!”
“Volkwagen!”

By: Brutus

Brutus — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:54:36 +0000

A Hippie in every Tunnel (in GA).

By: Apostic

Apostic — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:45:03 +0000

Like terrorist hippies or something.

Or as they are called in our home: "trippies"