Link of the Day: Yes We Can! – Build a Death Star!

Posted on December 12, 2012 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Derek]

New on the White House’s stupid “petition” page is one to:

“secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016.

By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.”

They need 25,000 signatures by December 14th.

Still short about 7,000.

[Think you have a link that's IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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One Response to “Link of the Day: Yes We Can! – Build a Death Star!”

  1. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    Why build a Death Star? Barry has plans for us to go check out
    an asteroid by oh—say,… 2024 or so. Goat rope the sucker bring it back,
    put it in a parking orbit and build away.
    BTW, take soil borings to make sure it’s not toxic and it is cunstructed of
    environmentally-safe materials.Let PETE look it ovewr for poor helpless life-forms,
    and by all means use Union Labor, exclusively.
    By then, I’ll be in a dirt nap and won’t give 0.5 of a shit.

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