Comments on: Listing Michelle Obama’s Weaknesses? Where to Begin…

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:26:25 +0000

Moochelle would never accept being President unless they abolish the Limited Power of the Constitution. She wants to issue Edicts.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:02:01 +0000

Severe allergies to:
Sunlight
Budgets
Cooked Meat (raw is fine as long as it is nice and bloody)
Anyone not dependent on the government

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:13:33 +0000

I just realized that Michele Obama’s initials are MO Actually, she was born Michele Robinson, giving her the initials "M-R"...along with insight into her special mental capabilities. Lord shield us from one of her high-function Asberger's, foot-stomping, shrieking tantrums. That Samuel L. Jackson would be exultant about her political potential (heh) also speaks to his limited intellectual capacities beyond being able to mimic and parrot the words written by others. (Yay, Samuel, go play another angry, scary Black man who deploys expletives with ease. Oh, I'm sorry, Samuel, an expletive is a curseword. I do apologize for my uppity Honkie tone, but that's what happens when you pay attention in classes rather than going off and becoming some kind of junkie.)

By: Wombat

Wombat — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:09:35 +0000

I’ll tell you one thing she can’t do: get my vote. If she’s superwoman, we’re in big trouble. Now, Condi Rice is someone I would, 1)vote for with a smile on my face, 2)not mind calling superwoman, and 3)lay money on in a fight against Mrs. Obama. Okay, I’m slow. I just realized that Michele Obama’s initials are MO, which to some people means how a criminal commits a crime (truth in advertising?).

By: blastit

blastit — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:56:03 +0000

What CANT she do? Keep a law license!!!

By: AT

AT — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:48:25 +0000

She can’t seem to dress herself without wearing some kind of belt that supports her rack.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:21:22 +0000

“Jim, this man is a Klingon!”

“But that’s the First Lady!”

“Jim, this woman is a man!”

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:07:41 +0000

Dodsfall – Tribbles have a strong aversion to her!

By: Mxymaster

Mxymaster — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:05:18 +0000

She can’t respect the notion of property rights. Well, any rights, actually.

She can also be completely blindsided by her inability to see the hypocrisy in despising rich people while amassing as huge a fortune as possible. Then again, all lefties are like that.

By: Dodsfall

Dodsfall — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 14:49:04 +0000

She has a strong aversion to tribbles.

By: Genghis Khen

Genghis Khen — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 14:02:22 +0000

She can’t pass up a tamale.
She can’t look at a fat kid without recoiling in disgust.
She can’t be proud of her country very often.

By: Silverfiddle

Silverfiddle — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 13:48:02 +0000

I heard she can crush man-juevos in her kung-fu grip…

By: Swan

Swan — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 13:47:47 +0000

Invite decent, talented artists to WH to entertain. Only slutty,anti-American trash is welcomed.

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 13:17:47 +0000

As far as I can tell, she also can’t take a trip without spending at least $1 million.