Math Is Coming

Posted on December 27, 2012 10:41 am

In my new PJ Media column, I warn that Math is coming.

Right now the Republicans and Democrats are hotly debating which of their two wholly inadequate plans we should use to avoid the fiscal cliff, but looking at the size of the deficit, they’re proposing different-sized Band-Aids where a tourniquet is needed. If you point this out, you’re called a Tea Party extremist who wants to throw old people off a cliff and deny underprivileged Ivy League law students free birth control. “You silly person. Budgets don’t have to balance. That’s just a superstition.”

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13 Responses to “Math Is Coming”

  1. Mxymaster says:

    And a racist. You forgot racist.

  2. AwesometificAmerican says:

    To sum up, Fairness is Math’s bitch.

  3. Jimmy says:

    Math is coming, but it’s spelled “g u n s.”

  4. Jimmy says:

    Math is coming?

    But the Chinese are already here.

  5. Writer says:

    Of course the Math is coming.
    The reason so many Lefties get Liberal Arts degrees is so they do not hasve to face the ugly realities, facts and consequences of their actions.
    They want to leave them, and the blame for them being necessary on the EVIL conservatives.
    Besides, having no bills to pay except student loans means they don’t know how to Priorize.

  6. Greg says:

    Not just a smaller boat we can afford, we also need a big-@ss compressed air tank we can shove into the shark’s mouth and blow it the $%#@ up with a good old fashioned American bullet.

  7. Larsinkima says:

    Politicians are all on math-amphetamine, and the White house is a math lab.

  8. Mxymaster says:

    Writer’s write — uh, right — it’s all Tinker Bell Economics. Believe hard enough and it will work.

    Clap! Clap for Obamanomics!

  9. zzyzx says:

    I invented math. ~ Owl Gore

  10. Dohtimes says:

    Obama=Math Is Square – Albert J Frankeinstein

  11. Jimmy says:

    When you keep doing the same math over and over expecting different results each time… well, some famous guy said that was insane. But he’s dead now so we’re okay with it.

  12. Dohtimes says:

    Joe Biden: Math is coming and it will be here in… ummm… (holds up fingers) THIS many days!

  13. Writer says:

    What can we expect from Obama when his Secretary of Treasury can’t do the Math to pay his Taxes?

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