Obama’s 2nd Term Brought to You By…

Posted on December 10, 2012 11:00 am

Obama has changes his position and now corporate funding will be accepted for his inauguration. This sounds like a great opportunity for sponsorship. Here’s some ideas:

* Bankruptcy attorneys.

* Services that cater to the unemployed like job hunting sites.

* Al Qaeda. Think of how “A 2nd Obama term, brought to you by Al Qaeda” would really get people fearing them again.

* Mental health services targeted to anyone really enthusiastic about a 2nd Obama term.

* Canada. “Hey, you always make fun of us, but we don’t seem so shabby now, huh?”

* Hard liquor; realizing we have Obama for another four years will significantly increase liquor sales.

Of course, all the people really behind Obama’s 2nd term aren’t going to care about the pomp and circumstances and just want free stuff, but Obama won’t be using money donated to him to buy people presents. He only uses our money for that.

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11 Responses to “Obama’s 2nd Term Brought to You By…”

  1. Iowa Jim says:

    Marijuana growers
    Tofu makers

  2. g says:

    … the letters ‘F’ and ‘U’ and the number 16,381,100,652,051

  3. Mike in OH says:

    The only two thriving industries we have left: Guns and Ammo!

  4. Jimmy says:

    Twinkies!

  5. rodney dill says:

    Hostess Twinkies — “We also come in a two pack, and we’re not good for you either.”

  6. zzyzx says:

    Obama’s 2nd Term Brought to You By………morons.

  7. Vaktatunnen says:

    The Devil. He has lots of money. “The return of Barack Hussein Obama. Brought to you by The Prince of Air and Darkness.”

  8. blastit says:

    Brought to you by voter fraud, plain and simple. They knew where they key areas were and didnt spread it around willy nilly.

  9. tim3048 says:

    Canadians don’t say “huh” unless they’re baffled by something. Like any time or friends come back from vacation in Cuba and vote for the left.

  10. 20mmAutomatic says:

    Perhaps Bushmaster, Ruger, and/or any gun company since he has been responsible for record gun sales in both terms, and not just to Mexican drug runners.

    I like the liquor idea, just the thought of listening to obama talk makes me reach for the Old No. 7

  11. neil says:

    Does he really need a other inauguration? He had a fricken coronation theme composed by John Williams last time (confirming my suspicion that Obama is really a Sith Lord)

    So he gets to pretend to swear to uphold the Constitution again. Keep an eye out on whether his fingers are crossed or not.

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