Obama’s 2nd Term Brought to You By…
Obama has changes his position and now corporate funding will be accepted for his inauguration. This sounds like a great opportunity for sponsorship. Here’s some ideas:
* Bankruptcy attorneys.
* Services that cater to the unemployed like job hunting sites.
* Al Qaeda. Think of how “A 2nd Obama term, brought to you by Al Qaeda” would really get people fearing them again.
* Mental health services targeted to anyone really enthusiastic about a 2nd Obama term.
* Canada. “Hey, you always make fun of us, but we don’t seem so shabby now, huh?”
* Hard liquor; realizing we have Obama for another four years will significantly increase liquor sales.
Of course, all the people really behind Obama’s 2nd term aren’t going to care about the pomp and circumstances and just want free stuff, but Obama won’t be using money donated to him to buy people presents. He only uses our money for that.
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December 10th, 2012 at 11:26 am
Marijuana growers
Tofu makers
December 10th, 2012 at 11:41 am
… the letters ‘F’ and ‘U’ and the number 16,381,100,652,051
December 10th, 2012 at 11:50 am
The only two thriving industries we have left: Guns and Ammo!
December 10th, 2012 at 11:58 am
Twinkies!
December 10th, 2012 at 12:01 pm
Hostess Twinkies — “We also come in a two pack, and we’re not good for you either.”
December 10th, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Obama’s 2nd Term Brought to You By………morons.
December 10th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
The Devil. He has lots of money. “The return of Barack Hussein Obama. Brought to you by The Prince of Air and Darkness.”
December 10th, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Brought to you by voter fraud, plain and simple. They knew where they key areas were and didnt spread it around willy nilly.
December 10th, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Canadians don’t say “huh” unless they’re baffled by something. Like any time or friends come back from vacation in Cuba and vote for the left.
December 11th, 2012 at 1:53 am
Perhaps Bushmaster, Ruger, and/or any gun company since he has been responsible for record gun sales in both terms, and not just to Mexican drug runners.
I like the liquor idea, just the thought of listening to obama talk makes me reach for the Old No. 7
December 11th, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Does he really need a other inauguration? He had a fricken coronation theme composed by John Williams last time (confirming my suspicion that Obama is really a Sith Lord)
So he gets to pretend to swear to uphold the Constitution again. Keep an eye out on whether his fingers are crossed or not.