Pity Liberals Who Have to Struggle With This Question
[High Praise! to Sondrakistan]
Some amateur herbalist in CO gets happy on his government-approved grass, gets behind the wheel of his Plymouth Valiant to hit up 7-11 for Doritos and Yoo-Hoo, and plows into a school bus.
In the mind of a prog, which actor is responsible for this tragedy: the weed, the car, or the Doritos?
Now, if he were driving a Volt, the answer would be Doritos because GM ain’t got enough money to pay off big in a lawsuit.
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December 28th, 2012 at 8:18 am
He should sue 7-11. If they had home delivery service it would have prevented this tragedy and would provide jobs for the homeless.
December 28th, 2012 at 8:56 am
Now, if he were driving a
LeafVolt, the answer would be Doritos because GM ain’t got enough money to pay off big in a lawsuit.FTFY
December 28th, 2012 at 9:17 am
Bacon to you, Scott. I fixed the post.
December 28th, 2012 at 9:28 am
Give up my Doritos? From my cold, stained hands!
December 28th, 2012 at 9:41 am
Mmm…. Bacon….
December 28th, 2012 at 10:14 am
It would depend on if the bus driver was a gun owner. If that was the case, it would be the gun’s fault.
December 28th, 2012 at 11:24 am
Easy one. The correct “progressive” answer is that we need more regulations to create safer school buses that can withstand impacts from impaired drivers.
December 28th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Son of Bob, you actually are 100% correct. Last June some kid plowed into the back of a school bus while breaking laws, and there was a push to add a safety bumper below the regular one like on tractor trailers.
December 28th, 2012 at 8:22 pm
Very easy for a prog to answer: BUSH!
December 29th, 2012 at 1:54 pm
The driver made the decision, and if he/she is underage-Mom and Dad.