Pity Liberals Who Have to Struggle With This Question

Posted on December 28, 2012 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Sondrakistan]

Some amateur herbalist in CO gets happy on his government-approved grass, gets behind the wheel of his Plymouth Valiant to hit up 7-11 for Doritos and Yoo-Hoo, and plows into a school bus.

In the mind of a prog, which actor is responsible for this tragedy: the weed, the car, or the Doritos?

Now, if he were driving a Volt, the answer would be Doritos because GM ain’t got enough money to pay off big in a lawsuit.

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10 Responses to “Pity Liberals Who Have to Struggle With This Question”

  1. James says:

    He should sue 7-11. If they had home delivery service it would have prevented this tragedy and would provide jobs for the homeless.

  2. Scott says:

    Now, if he were driving a Leaf Volt, the answer would be Doritos because GM ain’t got enough money to pay off big in a lawsuit.

    FTFY

  3. Harvey says:

    Bacon to you, Scott. I fixed the post.

  4. Basil says:

    Give up my Doritos? From my cold, stained hands!

  5. Scott says:

    Mmm…. Bacon….

  6. Dodsfall says:

    It would depend on if the bus driver was a gun owner. If that was the case, it would be the gun’s fault.

  7. Son of Bob says:

    Easy one. The correct “progressive” answer is that we need more regulations to create safer school buses that can withstand impacts from impaired drivers.

  8. Rayfan87 says:

    Son of Bob, you actually are 100% correct. Last June some kid plowed into the back of a school bus while breaking laws, and there was a push to add a safety bumper below the regular one like on tractor trailers.

  9. tomtcos says:

    Very easy for a prog to answer: BUSH!

  10. Writer says:

    The driver made the decision, and if he/she is underage-Mom and Dad.

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