Comments on: Random Thoughts: Common Sense Gun Control

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:27:25 +0000

You know where this all will lead...pastel colored and sparkly sidearms and long guns. I think the Left would be OK with effeminate weaponry. Because, right now, guns look too icky-scary butch to your average Lib. However... Summer Glen pump-action shotgun with clover-scented flechette rounds? Thumbs up. The Rainbow-Unicorn .50 cal, belt-fed machinegun? Cool with them. Easy Bake Home Defense Flame thrower, in your choice of rosepetal, mauve, or peach? Not a problem.

By: arik

arik — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:32:58 +0000

All men and women of able mind and body shall be required to train in the safe and effective use of small arms. #CommonSenseGunControl

There shall be, at every school, at least one officer of the school trained and proficient in the use of small arms, which will be kept available in the event an armed intruder gains access to the school. #CommonSenseGunControl

Liberals shall be kept as far as possible from any armaments whatsoever (They are not of sound mind. If they were, they’d be conservatives.) #CommonSenseGunControl

By: Chip

Chip — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 18:23:29 +0000

Some talking head on the radio just made mention that more people die from guns every year than have ever died from terrorism. There was some more blah blah while he made it around to how much we spend on preventing terrorism and that is when I realized he was an idiot and a genius at the exact same moment! An idiot for trying to say we need to start a “war on guns” but a genius for pointing out that the money spent on DHS and its related agencies is useless and they should be defunded immediately!

The same talking head went on to mention a ban on Assault Weapons. I keep hearing those words used in the context of guns and I finally figured out what they are on about…. when your riffle is out of ammunition you can then use it as a club. It makes sense…. what did the bad guys do with their guns when they were shooting at Superman? As soon as they ran out of bullets they threw their empty gun at him.

By: CrustyB

CrustyB — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 17:50:18 +0000

“OMG! You’ve been shot! You’re dying!”
“It’s OK. He used a small-capacity magazine.”
“Oh. OK. Pillow?”

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 15:59:42 +0000

We could adopt a don’t ask-don’t tell if you are carrying policy.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 15:48:06 +0000

Ban guns with silly names – like Webley-Fosbery!

By: Vaktatunnen

Vaktatunnen — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 15:12:30 +0000

Ban automatic revolvers? You’re going to have to pry my Webley-Fosbery from my cold, arthritic hand.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 14:57:27 +0000

The left are threatened by black Republicans because there’s nothing they find scarier than a brother with a gun.

We can use their gun ignorance against them. Ban automatic revolvers!

By: bullibrat

bullibrat — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 14:38:15 +0000

I soooooooo want to go glue googly eyes on my glock now. curses!