Random Thoughts: Guns and Violence and Sacks of Money

Posted on December 19, 2012 9:32 am

Saying we shouldn’t have guns in this country is like saying we shouldn’t have taken this land from the Indians – kinda late on the opinion.

Gun control is meant to stop the legendary criminal who is okay with murder but would never dream of jaywalking.

When I play a video game and find there is no violence in it, I get filled with rage.

Need common sense media control so we’ll have responsible media that explains to people why the assault weapon ban didn’t actually do anything.

If you want to say “Screw you, liberty!”, passing a law making it illegal to name mass shooters might help stop shooting sprees.

Instagram can use my images for ads in exchange for canvas sacks full of money.

So they’re still arguing about at what level do we want to not take seriously our debt problem?

How about instead of the genius strategy of rushing the guy when he’s reloading, we, you know, have a gun too?

Exactly how much of my income should be invested in canvas sacks with dollar signs on them strewn about my office?

Common Sense Gun Control: Don’t declare a place a gun free zone unless you’re going to enforce that with metal detectors and armed guards.

Here’s a compromise: Pass the pointless assault weapon ban in exchange for also passing national right to carry.

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3 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Guns and Violence and Sacks of Money”

  1. tomg51 says:

    If we would ban road-side bombs in Afghanistan, things would be better there, too.

  2. Son of Bob says:

    “Here’s a compromise: Pass the pointless assault weapon ban in exchange for also passing national right to carry.”

    John Boehner will agree to pass the assault weapon ban today, in exchange for talking about passing national right to carry at some vague, unspecified point in the future.

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