Random Thoughts: Hold the Rice

Posted on December 14, 2012 9:36 am

This movie seems unbelievably awesome. GlaDOS. Luther. Giant robots punching giant monsters.

You never know when we’ll encounter giant monsters which is why we need to start building the giant robots now. It’s just common sense.

With how long her Secretary of State hopes lasted, they should call her… MINUTE Rice.

I’m not sure whether I’m going to withdraw my name for consideration for Secretary of State. How much does it pay and do I have to travel?

What Obama needs to do right now is explain to Republicans that he won.

If John Kerry is sure to be Secretary of State, why the long face?

Being a programmer is like being Aquaman but you command computers instead of fish.

We’re too focused on the old kinds of racism that we don’t spend enough time condemning the newer but equally dumb kinds of racism.

See, sorta the whole point of not being racist is that skin color does NOT imply certain behaviors. Thought this was obvious.

NYTimes: “Let’s not be so quick to condemn the violence against Steven Crowder. BTW, the death toll from Sarah Palin’s target map is now at 532.”

I’m keeping a list of journalists who think it’s sometimes okay to punch journalists in the face. For future reference.

New Theory: Obviously Crowder first attacked the guy who punched him, but that guy won’t come forward because Crowder later murdered him.

A lot of times people will miss your dry humor. You need to moisten your humor so it will stick in people’s brains.

I know it’s about tanning related health issues, but an anti-dark skin ad makes me uncomfortable.

Sometimes I like to find random people on Twitter I’ve never interacted with and block them.

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6 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Hold the Rice”

  1. Chip says:

    What Obama needs to do right now is explain to Republicans that he won.

    “Let me be Clear……”

    Do you think he could do it without a teleprompter?

    Or from the back 9?

  2. apostic says:

    This movie seems unbelievably awesome. GlaDOS. Luther. Giant robots punching giant monsters.

    Given del Toro’s pro-communist Pan’s Labyrinth, we wonder if this will be “awesome” as Astro Boy.

  3. Frank J. says:

    Apostic,

    Pro-communist? I guess I missed the “Yay! Communism!” in that movie.

  4. zzyzx says:

    Wow! I had no idea that Sara Palin was that good a shot.

  5. Son of Bob says:

    “Being a programmer is like being Aquaman but you command computers instead of fish.”

    And, you command the same level of respect from your peers:

    PROGRAMMER: Now, it’s very important that you clean out your cache frequently or…
    CO-WORKER: …yeah, yeah, whatever.

    AQUAMAN: Now you need to make sure that you free dolphins from tuna nets…
    SUPERMAN: …yeah, yeah, whatever.

  6. Bix Dugan says:

    I hope there’s a little Japanese boy in this movie that INVENTS the giant robots. Or at least controls the mightiest one like Frankenstien Jr,

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