The average person treats monopoly money more seriously than Congress and the President treat tax dollars and the federal budget.
“I see what you did there.” -God
Did we ever get revenge on Japan for Pearl Harbor?
The Founding Fathers wrote gay marriage in the Constitution from the beginning but hid it in a way only Nicholas Cage would be able to find.
There is nothing red about the ginger, so why do we call red head kids gingers? Maybe because like the ginger root they have no soul.
Woot! Beat the Gaping Dragon in Dark Souls!