Random Thoughts: The Deadly Hummingbird

Posted on December 3, 2012 9:38 am

One of the problems is that Obama keeps demanding that Math be locked out of the fiscal cliff talks.

When the GOP try to bring up the necessity of spending cuts to Obama, it’s like they’re talking to an empty chair.

When we go over the fiscal cliff, we should make a big show of it like the ball dropping on New Years.

Obama: “If I can’t tax the rich, I’ll tax the middle class! I will! Come on, man! I need my taxes!”

Merry Christmas and happy holidays that are near Christmas that we artificially elevate for multicultural reasons.

Nate Silver has for a while been one of my favorite reads on the left, but I think he might be in risk of getting a wee bit full of himself.

A hummingbird expends so much energy beating its wings that it needs to kill and consume one elephant each day.

Whenever I get scared up on the roof, I just remind myself I have lots of life insurance and if I fall it’s like my family wins the lottery.

Playing a Bluray disc seems like a very hard, stressful thing for my Bluray player. I’ve only tried it twice, but it’s like the thing isn’t actually powerful enough to play the Avengers Bluray.

Anyone still arguing gun control at this point is a flat-earther and immune to logic and reason.

Opinions on gun control have gone one way for fifty years, but I’m sure a sportscaster spouting cliches will finally turn things around.

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8 Responses to “Random Thoughts: The Deadly Hummingbird”

  1. Ernie Loco says:

    When we go over the fiscal cliff, we should make a big show of it like the ball dropping on New Years.

    Ok, that’s just brilliant.

  2. jw says:

    i now understand the shortage of elephants at my house during hummingbird season. thanks!

  3. ConservativeRumor says:

    Playing a Bluray disc seems like a very hard, stressful thing for my Bluray player. I’ve only tried it twice, but it’s like the thing isn’t actually powerful enough to play the Avengers Bluray.

    Your Bluray player could have an “Obama Chip”, or “O-Chip”, which regulates and spreads around the awesomeness displayed on a Bluray. Now that some awesomeness is stored up in the O-Chip, try watching a movie that lacks awesomeness, like “Daredevil”, and see if it’s better than it was previously.

  4. Dohtimes says:

    Gun control and birth control are getting closer and closer. First they don’t want you waving around a baby and killing someone with it and next thing you know they don’t want you to even carry without a permit. By next week Pelosi will seriously propose mandatory day care for all privately owned guns while they debate firearm abortion laws.

  5. Son of Bob says:

    Frank J,

    Congrats on number 12!!! Just behind Michelle Malkin ain’t bad…

  6. CTCompromise says:

    OH !! Now I get it…this “Fiscal Cliff” was what Obama kept promising he would bring us “FORWARD” towards during the campaign !!

  7. Jimmy says:

    ♫ “Up On The Roof” ♫

  8. CTCompromise says:

    Jimmy…More like “Under The Boardwalk”

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