The New Cabinet So Far

Posted on December 14, 2012 3:00 pm

So my editorial defending Susan Rice wasn’t enough to save her. So now they’ll just have to find another dishonest, incompetent person to be Secretary of State. It will apparently be John Kerry, and he’ll probably do okay since he’ll fit in visiting Europe since he’s so French-looking. He can tell everybody there how he served in Vietnam; he likes telling people that. Plus, I don’t know if there’s really thing other than that he’s ever done. Being a longtime Senator does seem very similar to being a loser slacker.

Oh, and I guess Hagel may be made Secretary of Defense. I hate Hagel. Remember when long ago I wrote about Donald Rumsfeld repeatedly pushing down a flight of stairs? Those were good times.

Send to Kindle
1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

3 Responses to “The New Cabinet So Far”

  1. Mxymaster says:

    Kerry would be an excellent Secretary of State. He just has to tell the other countries how much he hates America too, and they’ll all like him.

  2. John says:

    Maybe when he travels to France he can offer them a bottle of Heinz Ketchup with their meal.

  3. jw says:

    john kerry replaces hillary clinton? no one will be able to tell the difference if he just wears her pants suits.

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>