Sorority Girls Get in Trouble Over Hats & Mustaches
[High Praise! to Tongue-Tied]

Personally, I blame Mexico for being so culturally undiverse that it’s possible to stereotype them as all having big hats, serapes, and mustaches.
Can’t do that to Americans, what with our incredible variety of hair, skin, and eye colors.
And our lack of stupid folk-costumes (lookin’ at your lederhosen, Germany).
Which begs the question: if a Mexican sorority wanted to dress up like Americans for Halloween, how would they do it?
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December 11th, 2012 at 7:14 pm
“if a Mexican sorority wanted to dress up like Americans for Halloween, how would they do it?”
Assuming Mexican sorority girls look like Mexican soap opera girls, they could take off the high heels,
put on 50 lbs and dress like the people of Walmart.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/56764/wwib-make-a-match/
December 11th, 2012 at 7:26 pm
Ball cap on backwards, pants hanging below their knees, dirty white t-shirt, can of spray paint and a skateboard. Oh, and a hoody if it’s cold.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:27 pm
I’d suggest the Mexican sorority girls wear yoga pants and bikini tops, and blond wigs.
But mostly the bikini tops.
Or not, their choice.
December 11th, 2012 at 7:44 pm
One word: Jersey Shore.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:58 am
Cheerleaders.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:58 am
Jimmy you hung out at the wrong sorority, love.
December 12th, 2012 at 1:00 am
Aahh universities…the bastion of free thinking and free speech…umm, or not.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:00 pm
It’s not their fault. They were enraged because a Speedy Gonzales video insulted their prophet, Sylvester the Cat.
December 12th, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Likely as not they are really in trouble for looking like free birth control might actually come in handy. (And having a sense of humor near an infestation of liberals.)
December 13th, 2012 at 8:53 am
~ for Crusty