Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: I Got a Christmas Card From the White House. Inside…

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 00:01:04 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “I got a Christmas card from the White House. Inside…” [...]

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:33:26 +0000

…was a reminder that Obama had a son who looked like Jesus, because his son WAS Jesus. Also that worship of Obama was to resume on the 26th as scheduled.

By: Ogrrre

Ogrrre — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 18:10:09 +0000

Was a request that you send your Christmas gifts to his campaign, and to tell your loved ones that instead of gifts to you, to request they send the equivalent in cash to his offshore bank account.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 07:46:31 +0000

…was a photo of an assortment of all sorts of nuts and fruitcakes. Obama’s entire cabinet must have been in the picture.

By: currently

currently — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 05:53:52 +0000

I Got a Christmas Card From the White House. Inside was a tiny GPS tracker and a questionnaire.

By: Bad Science

Bad Science — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 05:35:51 +0000

I got a Christmas card from the White House…
When I opened it, it started playing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAcaukw_26o
while a hand came out and tried to get my wallet.
I got my big crowbar from the garage, smashed the thing flat, then set it on fire.
The end.

By: Writer

Writer — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 01:07:58 +0000

…was the warning that I had exceeded my lifetime allowance of DemoCrapic Party insults.
However, the stamp was cancelled during the Carter Presidency.
Another example of DemoCrapic Party efficiency.

By: blarg

blarg — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 23:56:13 +0000

… Was a form letter explaining that the White House was sending a Christmas card to every tax payer in the country as part of a stimulus plan to create jobs and keep the USPS working.

It was sent C. O. D.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:54:53 +0000

..was a coupon for a free Twinkie.

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:27:00 +0000

I got a Christmas card from the White House. Inside…was a letter soliciting campaign donations

By: Maverick

Maverick — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:11:08 +0000

… was a glossy of Joe Biden sitting in Santa’s lap. The caption said “I want taxes on the rich. And a pony.” So cute.

By: AT

AT — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:10:49 +0000

a bill addressed to my unborn grandchildren.

By: Russ

Russ — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:52:07 +0000

…was a bill for my share of Obamas gift to himself.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:05:24 +0000

…it said “If You Can Read This, You Are Likely Not A Democrat And Have Just Committed Mail Fraud”.

…was the warning: If you’re dreaming of a white Christmas Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Honkey

By: apostic

apostic — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:40:18 +0000

…was a form letter that said, “Season Greetings. You are hereby ordered for induction into the Obama Volunteer Corps and to report to…

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:23:23 +0000

Merry Christmas… From the whole Cornball family.

By: jw

jw — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:58:32 +0000

…was nothing good for America

By: Mrs. C

Mrs. C — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:35:01 +0000

was a solicitation for a contribution to the future presidential library.

was a letter telling me if I should send $1 to the five people at the top of this list, and add my name to the bottom. It assured me we would all be rich within weeks!

was this sentiment:
The Obama family wishes you the happiest winter season and peace for the New Year*

* This card does not signify an acceptance of any one specific religious holiday or observance. Please celebrate whatever holiday you personally connect with – including none at all.
God (or gods, or FSM) bless America (Or all nations, or none.)

By: Steve H

Steve H — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:26:13 +0000

… were a drawing of Mary & Joseph fawning over Baby Obummer in a manger, some festive dawg recipes, a black panther recruitment pamphlet, and a GPS tracking device badly hidden in the folds of the card.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:21:24 +0000

…. was a voucher good for -$20, payable to Obama, to cover his golf expenses.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:21:11 +0000

…is a picture of Sandra Fluke, Lena Dunham, and Janeane Garofalo above the words “Ho, Ho, Ho”.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:13:14 +0000

…was the Obamacare regulation denying coverage for virgin pregnancies and births, and a voucher for a free home abortion kit.

By: Mongo

Mongo — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:04:22 +0000

There was a tax bill

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:04:06 +0000

Was Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer saying, “Just remember, when we go over the fiscal cliff… Obumbles bounce!”