Straight Line of the Day: If Obama Is Santa Claus, His Reindeer’s Names Are…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer’s names are…

(It’s ok if you can’t name all eight, we’ll take what you’ve got)

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  1. On Willy, On Teddy, On Harry, and Pelosi
    On Boehner, On Biden, On Holder, and Fluke-y
    From the congressional house, to the cold senate floor,
    Now clash away, hash away, with new taxes for all.
    &#9836.

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  2. If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer’s name is “Michelle.” Who needs reindeer when you’ve got one big, strong moose at your disposal?

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  3. …Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and Brunch, Supper and Snack and Rehydrated Emergency Pack and… wait a minute those aren’t reindeer, they’re dogs fleeing for there lives.

    (Apostic gets bacon for stating the obvious ~~~~~~~~~~~~)

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  4. @10, Oh crap, I just had thought of doing something along that line. I was going to preface it with “Without his teleprompter, Obama calls to his Reindeer as follows:” – Nice one Dohtimes.

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  5. #4 beat me to the punch, d@mn!t!

    Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death…along with Biggie, Tupac, Psy and Samuel L. would comprise Obamaclaus’s eight not-so-tiny reindeer of the Barackalypse.

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  6. in a rare across the aisle gesture, Obama defered the naming to Paul Ryan…..

    …jerky, stew, meatball, sausage, chili, roast, lasagna and “with cranberries”; all led by “Bambi’s mom”

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  7. Budgetless, Gutless, Tax Hikes and Chicago.
    Karl, Josef, Vladimir and Mao.
    But the most famous of all is Putin-Dear Leader.
    The Nine Reindeer of the Obamanation.

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  8. …. on food stamps, on welfare, on disability, on unemployment,…..on mortgage assistance, on utility assistance, on job training, on free lunches,…
    but do you recall, the most famous freebee of alllllll…
    obamacare, the budget busting reindeer, and a very slimy nose……
    and if you ever saw it,
    would see how fast it grows…

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  9. …Lust, Greed, Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, and Pride. -Named for the founding principles of socialism.

    …Bashful, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Dopey. -Biden got to name them.

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  10. On Hope-Dasher! now, Issue-Dancer! now, Smug-Prancer and Vote-Fixen!
    On, Comical! on, Cupidity! on, Dunderhead and (takes long toke) Bliss-en!

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  12. You know Matthews and Morgan
    And Cooper and Sharpton,
    Franken and Stewart
    And Colbert and Blitzer.
    But do you recall
    The most devious leftist of all?

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