Straight Line of the Day: If Obama Is Santa Claus, His Reindeer’s Names Are…

Posted on December 12, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer’s names are…

(It’s ok if you can’t name all eight, we’ll take what you’ve got)

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34 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: If Obama Is Santa Claus, His Reindeer’s Names Are…”

  1. Richard B says:

    Taxin, spendin, lyin, vacationin, golfin, dividin, racecardin, hatin, and Muslim

  2. apostic says:

    Well, our work here is done…

  3. rodney dill says:


    On Willy, On Teddy, On Harry, and Pelosi
    On Boehner, On Biden, On Holder, and Fluke-y
    From the congressional house, to the cold senate floor,
    Now clash away, hash away, with new taxes for all.
    &#9836.

  4. g says:

    … Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death. Oh wait that is Satan not Santa, with Obama it is easy to get confused.

  5. rodney dill says:


    On Present, On zombie, On Mahmoud, and Stupid,
    On Failure, On ACORN, On Rahmboy, and Putin

  6. Manolo says:

    If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer’s name is “Michelle.” Who needs reindeer when you’ve got one big, strong moose at your disposal?

  7. Manolo says:

    #1 wins. Contest over.

  8. rodney dill says:

    …monetary denominations.

  9. Dohtimes says:

    …Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and Brunch, Supper and Snack and Rehydrated Emergency Pack and… wait a minute those aren’t reindeer, they’re dogs fleeing for there lives.

    (Apostic gets bacon for stating the obvious ~~~~~~~~~~~~)

  10. Dohtimes says:

    …ummm and ahhhhh and errrrrrrr and uhhhhhhh, ehhhhhhh and ohhhhhhhhh and errppppp and duhhhhhhhh.

  11. DamnCat says:

    Richard B. – hope Santa brings you much bacon.

  12. FormerHostage says:

    None of your damn business!

  13. rodney dill says:

    @10, Oh crap, I just had thought of doing something along that line. I was going to preface it with “Without his teleprompter, Obama calls to his Reindeer as follows:” – Nice one Dohtimes.

  14. Terry_Jim says:

    SEIU, BCTGM, AFL-CIO, UAW, AFSCME, NEA, ACT, UBC, UFCW, APWU, NALC,ETC, oops, I mean etc.

  15. rodney dill says:

    …classified, but to be released by Wikileaks before Chrismas.

  16. Richard B says:

    Thanks for the props (and especially the Bacon wishes :) )

  17. Iowa Jim says:

    pride, avarice, lust, anger, gluttony, envy, sloth, and golf

  18. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    #4 beat me to the punch, d@mn!t!

    Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death…along with Biggie, Tupac, Psy and Samuel L. would comprise Obamaclaus’s eight not-so-tiny reindeer of the Barackalypse.

  19. rodney dill says:

    …who needs reindeer when you have a fully functional Deathstar.

  20. Jimmy says:

    But who was the most famous reindeer of all?

  21. rodney dill says:

    @Jimmy –

    But who was the most famous reindeer of all?

    Slick Willy the red… (it ain’t his nose)… reindeer.

  22. tomg51 says:

    in a rare across the aisle gesture, Obama defered the naming to Paul Ryan…..

    …jerky, stew, meatball, sausage, chili, roast, lasagna and “with cranberries”; all led by “Bambi’s mom”

  23. rodney dill says:

    …weren’t individually named as he preferred to collectively call them “The Heist.”

  24. rodney dill says:

    Christmas Seal Team 6

  25. Writer says:

    Budgetless, Gutless, Tax Hikes and Chicago.
    Karl, Josef, Vladimir and Mao.
    But the most famous of all is Putin-Dear Leader.
    The Nine Reindeer of the Obamanation.

  26. Terry_Jim says:

    ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC ,CNN ,HLN, NYT,WAPO,and Chrissy, the Red-Nosed-tingler.

  27. tomg51 says:

    …. on food stamps, on welfare, on disability, on unemployment,…..on mortgage assistance, on utility assistance, on job training, on free lunches,…
    but do you recall, the most famous freebee of alllllll…
    obamacare, the budget busting reindeer, and a very slimy nose……
    and if you ever saw it,
    would see how fast it grows…

  28. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Lust, Greed, Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, and Pride. -Named for the founding principles of socialism.

    …Bashful, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Dopey. -Biden got to name them.

  29. tomg51 says:

    HAD a very slimy nose… yeesh.

  30. Crabby Old Bat says:

    On Hope-Dasher! now, Issue-Dancer! now, Smug-Prancer and Vote-Fixen!
    On, Comical! on, Cupidity! on, Dunderhead and (takes long toke) Bliss-en!

  31. rodney dill says:

    @30 – Crabby Old Bat: It was worth the wait. Nice puns.

  32. currently says:

    Casher
    Cancer
    Trancer
    Fix’n
    Vomit
    Stupid
    Conner
    Blitz ‘em
    Adolph

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  34. Sivad Elyk says:

    You know Matthews and Morgan
    And Cooper and Sharpton,
    Franken and Stewart
    And Colbert and Blitzer.
    But do you recall
    The most devious leftist of all?

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