Straight Line of the Day: If Obama Is Santa Claus, His Reindeer’s Names Are…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer’s names are…
(It’s ok if you can’t name all eight, we’ll take what you’ve got)
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December 12th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Taxin, spendin, lyin, vacationin, golfin, dividin, racecardin, hatin, and Muslim
December 12th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Well, our work here is done…
December 12th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
♬
On Willy, On Teddy, On Harry, and Pelosi
On Boehner, On Biden, On Holder, and Fluke-y
From the congressional house, to the cold senate floor,
Now clash away, hash away, with new taxes for all.
♬.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:22 pm
… Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death. Oh wait that is Satan not Santa, with Obama it is easy to get confused.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:37 pm
♬
On Present, On zombie, On Mahmoud, and Stupid,
On Failure, On ACORN, On Rahmboy, and Putin
♬
December 12th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer’s name is “Michelle.” Who needs reindeer when you’ve got one big, strong moose at your disposal?
December 12th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
#1 wins. Contest over.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
…monetary denominations.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
…Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and Brunch, Supper and Snack and Rehydrated Emergency Pack and… wait a minute those aren’t reindeer, they’re dogs fleeing for there lives.
(Apostic gets bacon for stating the obvious ~~~~~~~~~~~~)
December 12th, 2012 at 12:42 pm
…ummm and ahhhhh and errrrrrrr and uhhhhhhh, ehhhhhhh and ohhhhhhhhh and errppppp and duhhhhhhhh.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Richard B. – hope Santa brings you much bacon.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
None of your damn business!
December 12th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
@10, Oh crap, I just had thought of doing something along that line. I was going to preface it with “Without his teleprompter, Obama calls to his Reindeer as follows:” – Nice one Dohtimes.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
SEIU, BCTGM, AFL-CIO, UAW, AFSCME, NEA, ACT, UBC, UFCW, APWU, NALC,ETC, oops, I mean etc.
December 12th, 2012 at 1:04 pm
…classified, but to be released by Wikileaks before Chrismas.
December 12th, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Thanks for the props (and especially the Bacon wishes
)
December 12th, 2012 at 1:16 pm
pride, avarice, lust, anger, gluttony, envy, sloth, and golf
December 12th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
#4 beat me to the punch, d@mn!t!
Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death…along with Biggie, Tupac, Psy and Samuel L. would comprise Obamaclaus’s eight not-so-tiny reindeer of the Barackalypse.
December 12th, 2012 at 1:45 pm
…who needs reindeer when you have a fully functional Deathstar.
December 12th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
But who was the most famous reindeer of all?
December 12th, 2012 at 1:58 pm
@Jimmy –
Slick Willy the red… (it ain’t his nose)… reindeer.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:28 pm
in a rare across the aisle gesture, Obama defered the naming to Paul Ryan…..
…jerky, stew, meatball, sausage, chili, roast, lasagna and “with cranberries”; all led by “Bambi’s mom”
December 12th, 2012 at 2:53 pm
…weren’t individually named as he preferred to collectively call them “The Heist.”
December 12th, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Christmas Seal Team 6
December 12th, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Budgetless, Gutless, Tax Hikes and Chicago.
Karl, Josef, Vladimir and Mao.
But the most famous of all is Putin-Dear Leader.
The Nine Reindeer of the Obamanation.
December 12th, 2012 at 4:25 pm
ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC ,CNN ,HLN, NYT,WAPO,and Chrissy, the Red-Nosed-tingler.
December 12th, 2012 at 5:11 pm
…. on food stamps, on welfare, on disability, on unemployment,…..on mortgage assistance, on utility assistance, on job training, on free lunches,…
but do you recall, the most famous freebee of alllllll…
obamacare, the budget busting reindeer, and a very slimy nose……
and if you ever saw it,
would see how fast it grows…
December 12th, 2012 at 5:14 pm
…Lust, Greed, Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, and Pride. -Named for the founding principles of socialism.
…Bashful, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Dopey. -Biden got to name them.
December 12th, 2012 at 5:22 pm
HAD a very slimy nose… yeesh.
December 12th, 2012 at 6:29 pm
On Hope-Dasher! now, Issue-Dancer! now, Smug-Prancer and Vote-Fixen!
On, Comical! on, Cupidity! on, Dunderhead and (takes long toke) Bliss-en!
December 12th, 2012 at 10:49 pm
@30 – Crabby Old Bat: It was worth the wait. Nice puns.
December 13th, 2012 at 2:32 am
Casher
Cancer
Trancer
Fix’n
Vomit
Stupid
Conner
Blitz ‘em
Adolph
December 13th, 2012 at 7:27 pm
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December 13th, 2012 at 9:07 pm
You know Matthews and Morgan
And Cooper and Sharpton,
Franken and Stewart
And Colbert and Blitzer.
But do you recall
The most devious leftist of all?