Straight Line of the Day: Legalized Marijuana in Colorado Will Be Sold Under the Brand Name…

Posted on December 19, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Legalized marijuana in Colorado will be sold under the brand name…

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46 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Legalized Marijuana in Colorado Will Be Sold Under the Brand Name…”

  1. spacemonkey says:

    Rocky Mountain High

  2. Son of Bob says:


  3. Harvey says:


  4. rodney dill says:

    Smokey Mountain

  5. rodney dill says:

    Smokeback Mountain

  6. rodney dill says:

    Crestoned Peak

  7. spacemonkey says:

    Weedies: the breakfast of whaaaateverrrrr.

  8. rodney dill says:

    Rastafari Rockys

  9. rodney dill says:

    Mount Massive-ly Stoned

  10. blarg says:


    …Smart (as opposed to dope)

    …Opiate of the Masses

    …Woody, Larry, and Barry’s

    …Unicorn Banana Chair (smoke some and you’ll get it)

    …they couldn’t come up with one. They tried by they were just so baked…

  11. rodney dill says:

    Aspen Smokin’ Again

  12. rodney dill says:

    Denver Dope

    Rocky Roach

  13. blarg says:

    … Soma

    (I’ll save you the Google search… It’s the drug from Brave New World that keeps everyone’s mental abilities equal)

  14. rodney dill says:

    Panama Sled

    Schuss and Laughters (also a board game)

  15. rodney dill says:

    Ashes Avalanche

  16. rodney dill says:

    El Ski-Bong

  17. rodney dill says:

    Tobaggon Tobacca

  18. rodney dill says:

    Sled Head

  19. g says:

    … cartel no 5

  20. rodney dill says:

    Opiate of the Massives

    (inspired by Blarg)

  21. rodney dill says:

    Half-Pipe High

  22. rodney dill says:


  23. DamnCat says:


  24. Ironic Stompin' says:

    …Bob’s Gnarly 100’s Non-Filters

  25. Mxymaster says:

    Kool Fool

  26. rodney dill says:

    Ski Spliffed Ticket

  27. Dohtimes says:

    …D’oh Times
    …Denver Pile
    …Doobie Gillis
    …The Bob Marley Christmas
    …Rocky Mountain Bacon Pie

  28. HokieGomer says:

    ……………………………………….um……yeah,……..what was the question again?

  29. zzyzx says:

    Denver Dynamite. No stems or seeds that you don’t need. Denver Dynamite’s some bad assed weed…and it’s mild, mild, mild. ~ Thanx Cheech and Chong

  30. John B says:

    Coors Tight

  31. Dohtimes says:

    Barack Hussein Obongworthy’s Colorado Grow Your Own Pit Stop Hemp Summit

  32. og says:


  33. 9vMojo says:

    Toasted Bunny Smokem Up

  34. morigu says:

    Obama’s Choom Chaff

    High on Cripple Creek

    South Park’s Home Grown Authoritied

  35. Writer says:

    H. R. Puffinstuff
    Smokey Mountain
    Pot Rolls

  36. Writer says:

    Potted Plants

  37. Writer says:

    Mile Highs

  38. rodney dill says:

    Dope Slope

  39. Jimmy says:

    Rocky Mountain Brain Death.

  40. Bob B says:


  41. Writer says:


  42. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Hickenlooper’s Hookah.

    …Pipe’s Peak.

  43. a guy named Rob says:

    Obama Green

    Community Organizer


    Job created

    rocky mountain stimulus


  44. 1Richard says:

    No Holder Boulder

  45. Dohtimes says:

    40 Acres And No Mule Needed.

    Gonna Need A Bigger Food Stamp Allotment And Clean Air Act Exemption Weed.

    Contact High High School Drug Test Failures Galore Spliffs.

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