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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:58:25 +0000

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By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 21:27:06 +0000

…thank you taxpayers, anywhere I stay is really just Section 8 housing with a view.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 18:12:05 +0000

…It’s good to be the king.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 04:41:24 +0000

…you may be too late to donate to my reelection compaign, but you still have time to contribute to my deification process.

By: AT

AT — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 16:43:05 +0000

“Still accepting campaign donations.”

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:14:52 +0000

I am holding a party tonight for the Governor. I really owe him for “finding” my “Certificate of Live Birth”. I thought that I would have to give up the White House and all of these Perks, and move back to Malaysia. What a dump.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 23:47:39 +0000

“all yur tuna are belong to me”

Basterd

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:35:41 +0000

Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”To the Republican Party: When I get back, we have to get serious about punishing wealthy Americans who believe they deserve privileges which others do not have…Gotta’ go, the masseuse just came in for my apres-golf spa treatment to make me look good for the cocktail party with some of my closest ($) celebs. Good thing the estate is large enough that we won’t bother the neighbors! But, seriously, you Republicans are coddling the rich ! B.O.”

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:18:54 +0000

Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…” To Bill Clinton: You have the wrong idea about the lei a pretty Hawaiian girl gives you as soon as you arrive, but we’d still love to have you visit. B.O.”

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:15:07 +0000

Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Joe, 8 Islands=only 1 state ..WHO KNEW !!??”

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:10:59 +0000

Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Service Member: Like you, I will spending the Holidays in a much warmer climate again this year. As your Commander In Chief, I want you to know that I understand what it is like not to have snow at this time of year…I only hope this postcard doesn’t get lost, like all your absentee ballots did this year.” (P.S. please pass this around, as I do not have time to write another one with all the activities we have planned)

By: Ogrrre

Ogrrre — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:34:13 +0000

Dear Taxpayers,
Having a wonderful time. Glad you aren’t here. Send money.

Teh Won

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:30:13 +0000

Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…” Joe, I left my blackberry in the oval office…Could you have Air Force One fly it over here ? Thanks pal ! O.”

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:25:55 +0000

Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Nancy & Harry, You guys have got to raise the debt limit again…Stuff is REALLY expensive on these Islands.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:06:22 +0000

“It doesn’t matter that I wasn’t born here… now.”

By: Writer

Writer — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:26:08 +0000

… with enough of this Maui Wowie, I can fly off the Fiscal Cliff, and its all MINE…

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:17:03 +0000

Wish you were here; but your money will do.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:14:34 +0000

♬
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I’m tellin’ you why,
Santa Claus is dead….
♬

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:11:42 +0000

Mahalo,

From the Big Kahuna

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:08:32 +0000

…Having a great time, wait til you see the bill.

By: hwy93

hwy93 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:07:22 +0000

…To make a donation click here
…when I grew up here I, I I, UM, ME ME, UM I I I .
…Choom Gang 4 Life
… Allahu Akbar, what a beautiful sunset
…Holiday greetings from the land of my typical white grandparents
… No, getting your “Fair Share” does not include my vacation days

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 18:50:24 +0000

climb mount niitaka

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 18:49:18 +0000

I have decided that coconuts actually are migratory.

By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 18:42:05 +0000

do you wonder what the king is doing tonight, peasants?

By: blarg

blarg — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 18:32:00 +0000

…out of spending money, raise taxes!

…having a great time, wish I had more of your money

…dear taxpayer, thanks for the $20 million estate

…cliff, schmiff….I got vacation days I have to use up

…Obama challenge: The person who votes for me the most times for my 3rd term gets assigned to my Secret Service detail when I retire here

…Better than Bush: I’ve now taken more vacation time and spent more tax money on vacations than Bush! Mission accomplished!

…out for some much-needed down time….keeping all those campaign lies straight is HARD!

…just wait ’till I get back!

…Speedos: I’m bringin’ ‘em back!